Escapism Sydney '09: Labyrinth's Tale The Second

[Hey Joe]

Can we stop with the OMG 'UltraJoe is a girl!' stuff now? It's getting a bit ridiculous.

Oh, Ultra, sorry I couldn't call you back after you know...

I lost your number.

If you are actually serious this may be the funniest thing since... ever

EDIT: page 5 SNIPER!

I had no idea who UltraJoe was until the photo...then the memories started to come back.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Can we stop with the OMG 'UltraJoe is a girl!' stuff now? It's getting a bit ridiculous.

Oh, Ultra, sorry I couldn't call you back after you know...

I lost your number.

If you are actually serious this may be the funniest thing since... ever

EDIT: page 5 SNIPER!

I had no idea who UltraJoe was until the photo...then the memories started to come back.

nope... still can't tell if you are being serious or not

 

[Lord Krunk]

Why the hell can't I be 6 to 10 years older! Then I could go galavanting to the other side of the world, and meet total strangers I met on chat rooms.

... That sounded a little molesty...

You seem to forget labyrinth is only about a year older than us(I'm your age if you profile is to be believed). I really don't think that were to young. My problem is logistics, the US has way to many groupings of escapist, there would have to be simultaneous events in 20 different cities for it to actually work, I would know.

If I remember rightly, there was a 15 year old there.

An interesting concept, I'm going to run a little experiment now.

We've met you, we've got pictures of you, we've got your name published on a guest review. Sorry Krunk.

Eh, what can I do. I'm fine with it, and you can't really tell which one is actually me.

Except for the fact that my avatar looks rather similar to me.

Well, even more reason for my 'experiment'; it gives me a chance to lay low for a while.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Why the hell can't I be 6 to 10 years older! Then I could go galavanting to the other side of the world, and meet total strangers I met on chat rooms.

... That sounded a little molesty...

You seem to forget labyrinth is only about a year older than us(I'm your age if you profile is to be believed). I really don't think that were to young. My problem is logistics, the US has way to many groupings of escapist, there would have to be simultaneous events in 20 different cities for it to actually work, I would know.

Yeah but traveling from the UK to Australia is only half the battle. My family are poor as, and just planning all of it, would be daunting, let alone funding it.

 

[black lincon]

Why the hell can't I be 6 to 10 years older! Then I could go galavanting to the other side of the world, and meet total strangers I met on chat rooms.

... That sounded a little molesty...

You seem to forget labyrinth is only about a year older than us(I'm your age if you profile is to be believed). I really don't think that were to young. My problem is logistics, the US has way to many groupings of escapist, there would have to be simultaneous events in 20 different cities for it to actually work, I would know.

Yeah but traveling from the UK to Australia is only half the battle. My family are poor as, and just planning all of it, would be daunting, let alone funding it.

Then you would have liked smallharmlesskitten's Idea of having three separate "escapecons" one was supposed to be in London, don't know how close that is to you but it has to be closer than Sydney.

 

[Xhumed]

Let me guess: The dude with the silly goggles, giving a sidelong glance at the camera as you sip a cup of whatever.

No, that would be me. It's coffee, by the way.

 

[Lord Krunk]

EDIT:

Eh, what can I do. I'm fine with it, and you can't really tell which one is actually me.

Except for the fact that my avatar looks rather similar to me.

Well, even more reason for my 'experiment'; it gives me a chance to lay low for a while.

Let me guess: The dude with the silly goggles, giving a sidelong glance at the camera as you sip a cup of whatever.

Yeah, let's go with that. *cough*

Behold my new gender/avatar! I'm going to conduct this experiment to see what differences I notice amongst the community, and post them up in a thread. I think it's an interesting idea; after all, a certain user's gender-bending of late has caused a noticeable change.

 

[Labyrinth]

No, that would be me. It's coffee, by the way.

Fuck. You are kidding me. Now I must commit ritual suicide to regain my lost honor.

Also, bleck coffee.
Those are some silly goggles though, dude. Awesome, but silly.

Don't diss the goggles or he'll stab you in the throat.

 

[Lord Krunk]

I hear your foot is looking forward to getting together with your mouth.

How do you figure?

You'll see when you see the pikchars~
Although we have none of Ultra Joe, too ultra to fit in the screen with the ultra height and all.

You know, I noticed that; none of us were overweight in the slightest.

The closest we had was Indigo_Dingo, but even he was thin.

 

[black lincon]

No, that would be me. It's coffee, by the way.

Fuck. You are kidding me. Now I must commit ritual suicide to regain my lost honor.

Also, bleck coffee.
Those are some silly goggles though, dude. Awesome, but silly.

Don't diss the goggles or he'll stab you in the throat.

Has anyone pointed out it makes him look like a more human version of Baird from Gears?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Yeah, just goes to show that stereotypical nerds of the Escapist variety may or may not have glasses, but probably will not be fat, will have their own fashion sense regarding hair, and will be quite informed on Science Fiction and/or Fantasy movies and books.

An aside imparting on behalf of the Ultrajoe, I'm not particularly surprised, but I would be fervently shocked if Jamanticus wasn't a teen dude from Pennsylvania.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

 

[Lord Krunk]

EDIT:

Eh, what can I do. I'm fine with it, and you can't really tell which one is actually me.

Except for the fact that my avatar looks rather similar to me.

Well, even more reason for my 'experiment'; it gives me a chance to lay low for a while.

Let me guess: The dude with the silly goggles, giving a sidelong glance at the camera as you sip a cup of whatever.

Yeah, let's go with that. *cough*

Behold my new gender/avatar! I'm going to conduct this experiment to see what differences I notice amongst the community, and post them up in a thread. I think it's an interesting idea; after all, a certain user's gender-bending of late has caused a noticeable change.

Too late, my mistake has been corrected. Now I will destroy you for misleading me.

Also, I think you're a little too well-known for that. But hey, best of luck in traumatizing people with your disturbing revelations.

The intention is mostly aimed at new users; I know that I won't be able to fool the majority of the current ones.

By the way, if you want to know who my avatar is, it's fanart of Cube from JetSet Radio Future; a game which we were talking about during Escapism, if I recall.

 

[black lincon]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

What do you mean by ultrajosephine? Is there some joke in the middle of the thread I missed or do you not get that it isn't a joke?

 

[Lord Krunk]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

Johnn Johnston, Master of Puns.

This picture (Made by The Iron Ninja) never looked more right.

 

[[Gavo]]

Agh...I wish that the SoCal members could get something together...PM me if you've got an idea.

That looked fun.