Escapism Sydney '09: Labyrinth's Tale The Second

[Lord Krunk]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

What do you mean by ultrajosephine? Is there some joke in the middle of the thread I missed or do you not get that it isn't a joke?

Ultrajosephine is a running gag from the original Escapist Election, where Johnn Johnston would make posters of Ultrajoe as a 1950s housewife.

 

[Labyrinth]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

Johnn Johnston, Master of Puns.

This picture (Made by The Iron Ninja) never looked more right.

It's inaccurate. Her chest wouldn't fit into that. Besides, it needs a purple ribbon around the throat.

 

[PurpleRain]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

Larenxis I do believe made up the name in the Election thread after I desexed him... well, him then.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

Johnn Johnston, Master of Puns.

This picture (Made by The Iron Ninja) never looked more right.

Indeed, indeed *single tear rolls down cheak*

 

[7Horns7Eyes]

Hilarity.

 

[Lord Krunk]

It's inaccurate. Her chest wouldn't fit into that. Besides, it needs a purple ribbon around the throat.

True, but the picture was originally intended merely to make Ultrajoe look camp. With Ultrasparkle.

 

[Hey Joe]

Yeah, just goes to show that stereotypical nerds of the Escapist variety may or may not have glasses, but probably will not be fat, will have their own fashion sense regarding hair, and will be quite informed on Science Fiction and/or Fantasy movies and books.

Yes, they will go 'OMG A GURL!' though.

Men.

 

[black lincon]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

What do you mean by ultrajosephine? Is there some joke in the middle of the thread I missed or do you not get that it isn't a joke?

Ultrajosephine is a running gag from the original Escapist Election, where Johnn Johnston would make posters of Ultrajoe as a 1950s housewife.

Ah I see, I never pay attention to stuff like that, despite the loss of Carl in it, God rest his cyber-soul.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

It's inaccurate. Her chest wouldn't fit into that. Besides, it needs a purple ribbon around the throat.

True, but the picture was originally intended merely to make Ultrajoe look camp. With Ultrasparkle.

As camp as a row of tents?

 

[Lord Krunk]

Yeah, just goes to show that stereotypical nerds of the Escapist variety may or may not have glasses, but probably will not be fat, will have their own fashion sense regarding hair, and will be quite informed on Science Fiction and/or Fantasy movies and books.

Yes, they will go 'OMG A GURL!' though.

Men.

As she said on the day, she never expressly stated her gender on the forums. But she left little indication that we should doubt her manliness, what with Vherran the Sandman, Eviljoe, PurpleRain and Ultrajoe's epic (and horribly disgusting, although if you remember the incident with me and a giant female spider, I'm a hypocrite) battle and many other characters, quotes and general awesomeness. (No sexism intended)

It was a shock to me though; as everyone there will back up, I originally thought that Indigo_Dingo was Ultrajoe. But then, I didn't see his shirt until afterwards.

 

[Xhumed]

It's inaccurate. Her chest wouldn't fit into that. Besides, it needs a purple ribbon around the throat.

True, but the picture was originally intended merely to make Ultrajoe look camp. With Ultrasparkle.

As camp as a row of tents?

A row of pink tents.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

What do you mean by ultrajosephine? Is there some joke in the middle of the thread I missed or do you not get that it isn't a joke?

Ultrajosephine is a running gag from the original Escapist Election, where Johnn Johnston would make posters of Ultrajoe as a 1950s housewife.

Ah I see, I never pay attention to stuff like that, despite the loss of Carl in it, God rest his cyber-soul.

Wrong election. I'm actually referring to Larenxis's original.

It's inaccurate. Her chest wouldn't fit into that. Besides, it needs a purple ribbon around the throat.

True, but the picture was originally intended merely to make Ultrajoe look camp. With Ultrasparkle.

As camp as a row of tents?

As camp as boy scouts quoting Totally Spies around a campfire.

 

[black lincon]

Whoever made up Ultrajoesephine deserves a cookie... a big one.

What do you mean by ultrajosephine? Is there some joke in the middle of the thread I missed or do you not get that it isn't a joke?

Ultrajosephine is a running gag from the original Escapist Election, where Johnn Johnston would make posters of Ultrajoe as a 1950s housewife.

Ah I see, I never pay attention to stuff like that, despite the loss of Carl in it, God rest his cyber-soul.

Wrong election. I'm actually referring to Larenxis's original.

and now you see how little I pay attention.

also I'd like to put this out there

Spoiler: Baird from Gears of War

Spoiler: Xhumed, the one with goggles

 

[Labyrinth]

*Snip*

They were awesome posters. Perhaps we could convince Ultrajoe to turn up with pearls and an apron in August.

 

[Labyrinth]

and now you see how little I pay attention.

also I'd like to put this out there

Spoiler: Baird from Gears of War

Spoiler: Xhumed, the one with goggles

Xhumed does it better.

 

[black lincon]

and now you see how little I pay attention.

also I'd like to put this out there

Spoiler: Baird from Gears of War

Spoiler: Xhumed, the one with goggles

Xhumed does it better.

Not sayin' he doesn't. I'm just sayin' that if I ever met Xhumed I would be likely to say, "Baird?"

 

[Lord Krunk]

The intention is mostly aimed at new users; I know that I won't be able to fool the majority of the current ones.

By the way, if you want to know who my avatar is, it's fanart of Cube from JetSet Radio Future; a game which we were talking about during Escapism, if I recall.

Well, I figured, but I'm just wondering how many people would end up giving it away on accident because they're not in on the experiment.

I was wondering, yeah. I've heard mention of that game several times now...

That, I can only find out later. If my cover is blown, however, I will have to revert.

Also, if you get the chance to play JSRF, do so. It's an excellent game; one of my favourites.

*Snip*

They were awesome posters. Perhaps we could convince Ultrajoe to turn up with pearls and an apron in August.

Ooh, that may be taking it way too far. But we can cross our fingers.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

It's inaccurate. Her chest wouldn't fit into that. Besides, it needs a purple ribbon around the throat.

True, but the picture was originally intended merely to make Ultrajoe look camp. With Ultrasparkle.

As camp as a row of tents?

As camp as boy scouts quoting Totally Spies around a campfire.

And singing Hannah Montana

 

[Labyrinth]

Ooh, that may be taking it way too far. But we can cross our fingers.

We need something to top Ultrajoe's Ultrareveal. Last time we had Crab Shenanigans, this time.. well, 6 pages already. What to do next...