Escapist Election Ballot Box!

[zen5887]

Wow, incorrect military titles, bad acting, worse spelling, misspelling my name, that story had everything that proves WHY Purple Rain is losing the Election...

I love how I pulled my fleet back to the border of my system, and yet somehow my Star Destroyer was directly over PurpleRain's city... Despite the fact that I have my fleet forming a defensive perimeter inside my own systems...

PurpleRain

Hmm, I thought that was Earth your ships were surrounding in the picture. Plus this keyboard.. ah mind, is to different from mine. Anyway, you're just sad 'cause you're one ship down and the insurance company isn't paying up. Bwahahahah

 

[Larenxis]

Okay guys, what did I say about narration? Huh? What did I say? At least wait until the election is over before waging war on each other, I mean c'mon. Not very classy.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Okay guys, what did I say about narration? Huh? What did I say? At least wait until the election is over before waging war on each other, I mean c'mon. Not very classy.

*sigh* Yes Miss.

 

[Ultrajoe]

If It's A Space Fleet He Wants, Its A Space Fleet He Will Get.

As Larenxis Does Not Like Narration, I Await Mobius' Attack On Rebellion HQ, Anything Goes There!

 

[Brett Alex]

Mobius loves Super Star Destroyers eh? How very appropriate...

 

[Ultrajoe]

Not whining, just wondering how, after my fleets have pulled back to defend MY empire, they can menace Rain's, since the last thing I want is to fight a war... I want UltraJoe, PurpleRain, and John Galt to take each other out so I can scatter their remnants to the wind and seize their territory...

You Are Aware We Are Now One Army Right? Galt Has Seen The Light Of Anarchy And With His Support We Have Put Rain In Power As A Puppet Government, We Will Not Allow Our Puppet To Fall Unaided.

For This Reason I Choose To Think The Three Of Us Have Found UNITY In Anarchy.

 

[Lord Krunk]

If It's A Space Fleet He Wants, Its A Space Fleet He Will Get.

As Larenxis Does Not Like Narration, I Await Mobius' Attack On Rebellion HQ, Anything Goes There!

He might not be around at the moment, but we do have...

MY SHIP!

Behold, The Eccentric Ventriloquist!

 

[Saskwach]

The fleets are rallied, lines formed in space, battle orders handed out. Ultrajoe's 40k ships versus Mobius' Star Destroyers versus Galt's...ships. But what's this? Could it be? I thought that show was just legend! No, there's no way it could be...no...NOOOOOO

Babylon 5's coming right the fuck at you all.

 

[Ultrajoe]

By all means. When I win the popular vote, you can elect each other all day long...

Im Sorry I Thought The Popular Vote Was The Most Popular One.

*Checks Totals*

Indeed, Popular Vote Is It?

Come On Mobius, Everyone Else Is Just Enjoying It, Don't Take It So Seriously. Join Me, On The... ULTRA SIDE

And Saskwach, Me And Galt Are A Unified Force, And Im Pretty Sure Rain Is On Board.

You Serve Evil Yes? Why Choose A Lesser Evil, Serve Cthulhu And The Anarchy He Brings! Join Us!

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

The funny thing is, the planets would destroy themselves if they were that close I think. Your fleet would be entirely destroyed, so there Saskwach. Plus any remnants are instantly destroyed by my giant Will Smith ship which shoots laser beams from its deep eye canons.

Bonus points to Lord Krunk for being unique and obviously sniffing chemicals in a paper bag, I sure hope my latest batch was amusing for you.

Mwuahahahahaha

 

[Saskwach]

Did I mention these bad boys, being semi-organic, heal their damage? No? Well now I have.

Or how about these guys?

Babylon 5: You think your ships are phallic symbols.

 

[Ultrajoe]

If We Get Living Ships Im Pulling Out A Tyranidz Hive Fleet And Then We Can Play Slaps.

And Those Ships Are Nothing To A Hell Talon.

That Said, Id Rather Not Fight, Join Us In Anarchy, Why Waste So Much Life? Join Us And Waste Even More!

Ok, So Mostly Mobius Who Is Playing Stubborn-Pants At The Second, But Im Sure He'll Come Around In Time.

 

[Larenxis]

Um, do you want to me to make a 'my spaceship is bigger than your spaceship' thread? (Also, leviathans are the only way to go.)

 

[Ultrajoe]

Um, do you want to me to make a 'my spaceship is bigger than your spaceship' thread? (Also, leviathans are the only way to go.)

Im Willing To Let The Rebellion Thread Become The Battle For The Election.

But Some Restraint Is Appreciated, With A Fleet Selected, Go To WAR!

 

[Saskwach]

If We Get Living Ships Im Pulling Out A Tyranidz Hive Fleet And Then We Can Play Slaps.

And Those Ships Are Nothing To A Hell Talon.

That Said, Id Rather Not Fight, Join Us In Anarchy, Why Waste So Much Life? Join Us And Waste Even More!

Ok, So Mostly Mobius Who Is Playing Stubborn-Pants At The Second, But Im Sure He'll Come Around In Time.

I will support Anarchy 08 the only way I know how: by fighting everyone. Rest assured I will be fighting you according to the true tenets of anarchy. For the Individual Good.
Oh and here: http://www.b5tech.com/vorlon/vorlonships/vorlonplanetkiller.html
We have shitloads of Death Stars; and it took more to kill one than some bow-wielding huggy bears.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ooohh... I Like It!

Ill Stick With The 40k Vessels Though, For Sheer Coolness You cant Go Past The Flying Castle-Boat.

 

[PurpleRain]

Ok, I'm back into my normal body. That was just to show everyone my ultimate power!

Okay guys, what did I say about narration? Huh? What did I say?

...Not to do it.(Looking away, kicking the ground)

 

[Saskwach]

Um, do you want to me to make a 'my spaceship is bigger than your spaceship' thread? (Also, leviathans are the only way to go.)

Yes, ma'am.