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Darth Mobius post=362.69158.656276 said:
"My fellow escapists, it gives me great pleasure to commend my close personal friend Johnn Johnston on his continued hard work in showing the world the party and policies of the Sith Democratic Party."

*The crowd went wild as a picture of Johnn Johnston appears on the viewscreen*

"As a token of our gratitude here at the SDP, I present to Johnn Johnson...

YOUR OWN BATTLE FLEET:"
Putting aside the fact you can now seem to be able to create matter...
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Yep. Space vandals. They'll get ya'.
Darth Mobius post=362.69158.656276 said:
"In addition to the Star Destroyer I promised you earlier in the campaign, I have given you an additional TWO Star Destroyers. No Rebels will be able to repel firepower of that magnitude."
Find that hard to believe when they don't seem to be able to deal with a little space graffiti.
Oh, and there was nothing funny about that statement. I accuse you of using canned laughter. Canned laughter will be prohibited in Rain's Reign.

Vote for a better Reign, Vote Purple Rain!-Because everything is wrong in the world
 

PurpleRain

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Damnit?! Last? How?
(Sigh) This means my walls are going to be lined with a lot of skulls when we're done. I gotta get a bigger list, this one's long enough as is.

Vote For A Better Reign; Vote PurpleRain You still have a chance to keep that pitiful soul of yours. Going once... going twice...
 

Ultrajoe

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Hmmm... I Wonder If I Could Convince My Rebels To Vote For Rain Or Galt...

How Ironic, Once Again The Mighty Empire Toppled By Rebels!

Oh, It Shall Be Glorious!
 

PurpleRain

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Ultrajoe said:
Hmmm... I Wonder If I Could Convince My Rebels To Vote For Rain Or Galt...

How Ironic, Once Again The Mighty Empire Toppled By Rebels!

Oh, It Shall Be Glorious!
I know it sounds odd for me out of all people to call on your rebels, but Galt is pure Capitalist Facist. Vote for him and you'll be given so much order, justice and laws, it won't make your head spin... because he won't allow it.
 

Lord Krunk

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PurpleRain post=362.69158.656983 said:
Ultrajoe said:
Hmmm... I Wonder If I Could Convince My Rebels To Vote For Rain Or Galt...

How Ironic, Once Again The Mighty Empire Toppled By Rebels!

Oh, It Shall Be Glorious!
I know it sounds odd for me out of all people to call on your rebels, but Galt is pure Capitalist Facist. Vote for him and you'll be given so much order, justice and laws, it won't make your head spin... because he won't allow it.
Rain's getting desperate...

This is gonna be good.
 

PurpleRain

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Lord Krunk said:
Rain's getting desperate...

This is gonna be good.
Pfft. Desperation? Or Evil calling upon more glorious evil!? I just don't want the Escapist have to be forced to watch hundreds of StarWars repeats until they decied to hang themselves. Who really wants to see the Ewok Adventure again, or the Christmas Special? You? I thought not.
 

Ultrajoe

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Darth Mobius post=362.69158.656986 said:
Yeah, take the easy way out by installing a man who will weaken his own defense forces through Zombification or enslavement... Yep. Much easier. Just know that I have all I need to keep the Sith Protectorate safe, so your anarchy can not reach my Home... I was, after all, duly elected to protect my people, and have made their lives better....
Duly Elected?

Not Yet.
 

PurpleRain

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Ultrajoe! My cities are a pool of horror and evil. While this is ruled unjustly by my ratgimps and soldiers, the lands surrounding the cities are off limits. off limits to any laws, governed or not. People fleeing to these lands will meet a rabble... of UltraANARCHY!

We will tear Darth's ships from the skies. The force means nothing to a god that can exist on more planes then one. Those shall be your basses of wich I will help supply and support... only if you want. The true power of Anaracy there. It's like the perfect ecosytem. Working side by side like the stripes of a Zebra. Only the Zebra is made of Ultra and Evil!
 

Lord Krunk

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PurpleRain post=362.69158.657005 said:
Lord Krunk said:
Rain's getting desperate...

This is gonna be good.
Pfft. Desperation? Or Evil calling upon more glorious evil!? I just don't want the Escapist have to be forced to watch hundreds of StarWars repeats until they decied to hang themselves. Who really wants to see the Ewok Adventure again, or the Christmas Special? You? I thought not.
That's not one of our policies!

We COULD make one: "Rain and associates must be forced to watch the Ewok Adventure again, and again, and again, until they go fruit-loopy."
 

John Galt

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Ultrajoe post=362.69158.656935 said:
Hmmm... I Wonder If I Could Convince My Rebels To Vote For Rain Or Galt...

How Ironic, Once Again The Mighty Empire Toppled By Rebels!

Oh, It Shall Be Glorious!
Well, it'd be awkward to withdraw your endorsement now. Besides, I just want your political freedoms, I couldn't give a rat's what you sell/who you have sex with. Besides I'm at least willing to buy out any opposition to my party. Rain'll just put them into the Rape-o-tron or whatever he's got. Oh, and he called you a woman. You gonna let that slide?
 

Ultrajoe

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Oh How They Scrabble For My Support, Proof Of My Power.

And Galt, I Don't Forgive Rain... That's Why I Am Putting His Head Firmly On The Chopping Block.

And Galt... Anarchy Is Choice, You Will Flourish In The New World I Will Create. People Will Need To Buy Things, And There You Will Be, Loyal Zeppelin Crews Appear Over The Wastes, Brining Riches From Foreign Parts To Trade.

Anarchy Is Your Natural Home, Galt... Why Not Embrace It, For You, It Is As Good As A Victory.

In Fact, A Vote For Me, IS A Vote For Galt! Why Not Join Me Galt, In Anarchy You Will Find Capitalism Breeds All The More Like Wildfire! And You Will Be The Only One Selling Fire Extinguishers... And Peddling The Rights To Use Them!

Join Me Galt, It Will Be As If You Had Won.
 

Brett Alex

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Darth Mobius post=362.69158.657017 said:
I said Duly Elected in the Sith Protectorate. In the Sith Protectorate, I have been Leader for quite a LONG while.... And I WAS duly elected...
Mobius' definition of 'duly elected'


 

PurpleRain

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How is Darth a family man if he blows up innocent cakes and kills the sons and daughters of families everywhere. Who's gonna send home the letters? Not I!

John Galt said:
Rain'll just put them into the Rape-o-tron or whatever he's got.
Shh. Don't give away my plans. Anyway! Who told you about the Rape-o-tron!

John Galt said:
Oh, and he called you a woman. You gonna let that slide?
I was hoping he would have forgot that. I mean, he was growing comfortable with the idea of serving dinner and cleaning my Doom Mansion.

Darth Mobius said:
Hey, at least by not allying with Ultra Joe I have shown that I am not a flip-flopper like Rain... I stay true to my Party Platforms.
So do I. Obviously you haven't heard about the Fallout surronding my cities.
 

Ultrajoe

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I Wonder, Is Mobius Staying True To His Party Platforms That Much Of A Proud Affair?
 

PurpleRain

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Ultrajoe said:
I Wonder, Is Mobius Staying True To His Party Platforms That Much Of A Proud Affair?
I doubt. What's the Sith ever done for me huh?

Besides, if he was all powerful, wouldn't he have choaked me to death by now? He hasn't, and you know why? Because he's affraid. Can't blame him anyone would be. The dark cloud surrounds the planet, and will openly destroy and Star Destroyer that dares enter into it.