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Lord Harrab post=362.69158.654233 said:
wait a sec, is that a stealth news team at the bottom of the first post?
Yes. It actually is. I believe they are currently stationed underneath Purple rains' bed. But they could be stood behind you for all you know. They are that good at their job!
 

PurpleRain

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revolverwolf said:
PurpleRain post=362.69158.654184 said:
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PurpleRain post=362.69158.654128 said:
Look, if you vote for me, free piggyback rides on my elephant form!
You think that will beat supercars, pools and free insurance for your supercar?
Elephant > Car. Yeah.
How is elephant better than supercar with free vandalism and elephant cover?
Sonic boom!

Plus you know how much it will cost for cars and spaceships! You're basically draining the Escapist's money. Galt and I have plans for the budget whereas you seem to blow it all!

Vote for the SDP and you'll be left pennyless. Vote for PurpleRain and you'll be given so many drugs you won't even remember what day it was. Also, drooling on the weapons costs you your life.
 

revolverwolf

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PurpleRain post=362.69158.654255 said:
Galt and I have plans for the budget
Your plans for the budget involve destroying everyone in the Escapist! And Galt's zeppelins are supposed to be cheap to run somehow?
 

Lord Harrab

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revolverwolf post=362.69158.654245 said:
Lord Harrab post=362.69158.654233 said:
wait a sec, is that a stealth news team at the bottom of the first post?
Yes. It actually is. I believe they are currently stationed underneath Purple rains' bed. But they could be stood behind you for all you know. They are that good at their job!
Ninja Paparatzi, invading your privacy since we discovered that you left your bathroom window open.
 

PurpleRain

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PurpleRain post=362.69158.654255 said:
Galt and I have plans for the budget
Your plans for the budget involve destroying everyone in the Escapist! And Galt's zeppelins are supposed to be cheap to run somehow?
Galt rips everyone off with overexpensive products and services, while I only spend on things that benift the Escapist. Why would I kill you all off? Who will breed with the rats or work my machines?! The sla- *cough* employees of the Escapist will work hard under my regiem only to benifit the progress and the overall distructon of everyone else, thus making the Escapist a better place to live.
 

John Galt

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However Rain, the price of goods will surely fall due to extremely cheap manufacturing that will come with having a large zombie army of slaves. Robotic zeppelins, while initially expensive, will prove much cleaner, cheaper, and speedier than supercars or Rain's fursuit in the long run.
 

Fl@nked

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To be honest, I was initially slightly annoyed by Mobius and others for the forum fights(not taking sides) as I believed it could be settled in private messages. When I came to this thread, I was impartial. A man of neutrality. I would have settled on Saskwach for the comic value had it not been for one thing. The SDP video. The powerful song in part with the family friendly values has made my decision. Keep in mind though, had there been a GOOD party (I mean good as in saving orphans not as in food) I would have voted for them hands down. But, there is not and so.... SDP, you have my vote.
 

The Iron Ninja

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revolverwolf post=362.69158.654153 said:
PurpleRain post=362.69158.654128 said:
Look, if you vote for me, free piggyback rides on my elephant form!
You think that will beat supercars, pools and free insurance for your supercar?
I've seen his elephant, and not only could it beat any of those silly new "automoble" things, but it can swim too (so yes it can beat them, and insurance doesn't change the fact that your new supercars will be squashed into little tiny bits). Oh and it has two trunks, one for everyday elephant tasks such as picking up logs, picking up people or painting. The other used exclusively for dishing out it's very own brand of pain!
 

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The Iron Ninja post=362.69158.654370 said:
revolverwolf post=362.69158.654153 said:
PurpleRain post=362.69158.654128 said:
Look, if you vote for me, free piggyback rides on my elephant form!
You think that will beat supercars, pools and free insurance for your supercar?
I've seen his elephant, and not only could it beat any of those silly new "automoble" things, but it can swim too (so yes it can beat them, and insurance doesn't change the fact that your new supercars will be squashed into little tiny bits). Oh and it has two trunks, one for everyday elephant tasks such as picking up logs, picking up people or painting. The other used exclusively for dishing out it's very own brand of pain!
Now that's a freaky elephant. I wouldn't want to ride that thing.
 

PurpleRain

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The Iron Ninja said:
I've seen his elephant, and not only could it beat any of those silly new "automoble" things, but it can swim too (so yes it can beat them, and insurance doesn't change the fact that your new supercars will be squashed into little tiny bits). Oh and it has two trunks, one for everyday elephant tasks such as picking up logs, picking up people or painting. The other used exclusively for dishing out it's very own brand of pain!
You fit right in. Bwahahaha!

Fl@nked said:
To be honest, I was initially slightly annoyed by Mobius and others for the forum fights(not taking sides) as I believed it could be settled in private messages. When I came to this thread, I was impartial. A man of neutrality. I would have settled on Saskwach for the comic value had it not been for one thing. The SDP video. The powerful song in part with the family friendly values has made my decision. Keep in mind though, had there been a GOOD party (I mean good as in saving orphans not as in food) I would have voted for them hands down. But, there is not and so.... SDP, you have my vote.
Tsk tsk tsk. You had snazz. I liked NG:E, but you had to ruin it all. Voting for the SDP for that adorably cute baby. I'll have you know Darth actually stole that baby!

Anyway, what are you talking about?! I'm really nice to Orphans. I shine their skulls everyday on my mantal piece.
 

The Iron Ninja

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figment of mind post=362.69158.654381 said:
Now that's a freaky elephant. I wouldn't want to ride that thing.
I wouldn't want to not be on it more, expecially if you're on the ground when it's in killing mode (which is all the time) and there are cars to be crushed.
 

Spleeni

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All hail the Purple one! May his eventual victory catapult me to SECOND rate henchman!
 

PurpleRain

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Spleeni said:
All hail the Purple one! May his eventual victory catapult me to SECOND rate henchman!
Haha, of course. But if we loose (shakes fists)

Ahh, come on. How come every time I get a vote, so does Galt and Darth.

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TheGhostOfSin said:
Anyone who truly cared about this election would make multiple accounts...
No and no. Those who do will be killed a most unwholsome death.
 

The Iron Ninja

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Spleeni post=362.69158.654407 said:
All hail the Purple one! May his eventual victory catapult me to SECOND rate henchman!
Catapult is the key word there. (Can I pull the lever?)

Oh yes, and vote for Purple rain! (What other Ninja can claim to be man enough to wear purple?)
 

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Anarchemitis post=362.69158.652738 said:
Man, all the candidates platforms sucked.
All this talk of violence and no one promised to kill all the litttle annoying kids on online game.

On that note, I must agree.

Still I voted for John Galt
 

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PurpleRain post=362.69158.654128 said:
As for Saskwach... how did he even make it this far? He's just bobbing along not even looking at the rules.
And therein lies my greatest achievement. It took you guys hard work and dozens of posts to reach a stage I got to with a few impassioned accusations of impropriety.
Vote Saskwach-Cthulhu 08, standing for the Anarchy 08 platform: we achieve more with less.

Evilbunny post=362.69158.654132 said:
I voted for saskwach but I got confused. I thought I was voting for Buchanan.
Ha!
 

PurpleRain

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Damn you Saskwach! You know the stars aren't alligned yet. Shub-Niggurath is already ready to kill and devour.

For those who don't vote for me, It's not me you're letting down:



Oh god. Kill me.
 

Tsurugi

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I have voted for the SDP as I said I would earlier.

I know I have not been enough help for the SDP to deserve a Star Destroyer but I do get a Supercar right? I was leaning towards a Lamborghini but I kind of like time travel so does the Delorien come with that feature because if not I am going for my other choice.

Also if there is anyway I can show more support, though it is a little late, just tell me.

VOTE SDP!