Escapist Election Ballot Box!
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You know, this is really facinating, watching the progress of the election on a moment-by-moment basis. We can see what the score is even faster than the counters on an actual election night. It's really interesting.
Count is currently Rain 13, Galt 11, Mobius 14, Saskwach 2.
Count is currently Rain 13, Galt 11, Mobius 14, Saskwach 2.
Protip: Start drinking. That should take care of both your fear and liver while leaving the mind mostly intact. Just break out the absinthe and don't stop until the very chairs themselves shout my praises!Knight Templar post=362.69158.651997 said:
Booyah, an endorsement from the patron saint of these elections. This is just the sort of thing we need to grab those six or seven voters and surge ahead. Now if you will excuse me...Ultrajoe post=362.69158.652163 said:
*stuffs the 'Totally Legit Money Bag' into a furnace.*
There, won't have to use that thing ever again if I can win 'em over with my good looks.
Vote!
Hmmm...
Ninja lead fascism?
Capitalist fascism?
Star Wars fascism?
Decisions, decisions.
Wait, Saskwatch isn't going to do anything if elected? Damnit I already wasted my vote.
Hmmm...
Ninja lead fascism?
Capitalist fascism?
Star Wars fascism?
Decisions, decisions.
Wait, Saskwatch isn't going to do anything if elected? Damnit I already wasted my vote.
Actually it's:Anarchemitis post=362.69158.653996 said:
Ninja lead fascism?
Capitalist fascism?
Star Wars fascism with your own supercars and pools?
I think the best choice is obvious.
Hmmm. It seems my Covert News Team has broken cover in the OP. I'll need to get better cloaking mechanisms next time.
Rain 14, Galt 13, Mobius 17, Saskwach 2.
I feel like a football announcer.
That's something I'd do if I weren't going on a brief overnight trip during the voting. As is, I'm recording the score every time I post so if anyone else wants to do it they'll have sufficient data. Speaking of which...Cpt. Red post=362.69158.653721 said:
Rain 14, Galt 13, Mobius 17, Saskwach 2.
I feel like a football announcer.
Nooo! Why the hell would you vote for the SDP. It's just like watching a Star Wars repeat for the hundredth time. With all their space ships I'd say they're compinsating for something as well.
Look, if you vote for me, free piggyback rides on my elephant form! Crowd: 'Yay!'
Also, to shatter Galt's title, his movie is a sham! The countdowns in film only goes to 2 before going black with the beep sound! Yours ended with 1! Proof it's a mock.
As for Saskwach... how did he even make it this far? He's just bobbing along not even looking at the rules.
Look, if you vote for me, free piggyback rides on my elephant form! Crowd: 'Yay!'
Also, to shatter Galt's title, his movie is a sham! The countdowns in film only goes to 2 before going black with the beep sound! Yours ended with 1! Proof it's a mock.
As for Saskwach... how did he even make it this far? He's just bobbing along not even looking at the rules.
You think that will beat supercars, pools and free insurance for your supercar?PurpleRain post=362.69158.654128 said:
Don't vote for Rain, he's a furry. I won't have my Fridays compromised by this.PurpleRain post=362.69158.654128 said:
Also, dear voters, what's better? A supercar or zeppelin? Why, a supercar requires roads, costly oil, and all kinds of annoying traffic problems. A zeppelin requires no roads, can be run with minimal fuel, and has three dimensions of navigational ability as opposed to your 2D thinking.
Vote John Galt! Vote for a new kind of bribery!
How is elephant better than supercar with free vandalism and elephant cover?PurpleRain post=362.69158.654184 said: