Escapist = Illuminati??

[StormShaun]

Please, Daystar isn't cool or clever enough to be Illuminati.

Well then ... that leaves a whole list to be investigated.
Kross, Greg, Yahtzee, Taco, Tizzy, myself, Hazy, Barbas, Elfgore, people who like cereal with milk, Tony Abbott, the Queen, Queen the band, Bethesda's secret Fallout 4 team, Universities everywhere, the people who created cards against humanity, EA, myself ... which is a clone, and finally Lu Bu from Dynasty Warriors.

[sub][sub][sub]You don't fool me Colour Scientist, you're with Daystar![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Andy Shandy]

You've also missed out a crucial piece of information about LoadingReadyRun, the show they formerly hosted here? ENN. 3 Letters again! It really is the magic number!

The evidence keeps on piling up! They've darkened this page to keep the evidence from the light! Wake up sheeple. New users save yourselves before it's too late!

BREAKING NEWS: Hot on the reveal of The Escapist being part of the Illuminati, it looks like Sony have joined them.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Lizard people huh?
It looks like I must take my leave now for... reasons.
It's been fun. Also the darkness is a nice touch, I like darkness, darkness is good.

Also the tabs form a triangle, with the lights on they have five points, but in the darkness, the truth is much more obvious.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Keep in mind, this list barely scratches the surface of this almost 10 year-old conspiracy. I will update this as I find the truthiness in the pudding of the coding of this site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58V7XDgIB2c

Taco, Turn your laptop off right now.

 

[Able Seacat]

And one by one, members of the escapist went missing.

I need scissors 61

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Everyone here should go back to the other threads on this site, or better yet, to their respective user groups. Doing otherwise wouldn't be wise.

May you have a nice day.....Away from here.

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NOBODY. And you shouldn't be reading this part...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hark, thy supposeth end hath cometh thru

Am I not a man?

Can thou explainist to thee thy nature of secrecy?

You Spoony Bards!

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't be silly. The Illuminati don't exist. But do please inform me of the names and adresses of all the people who believe otherwise...


Also, why is the backbground on this thread black? Is there a bug?

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Damn it, he's found us out!

Also, who turned out the lights in here?

 

[epicdwarf]

ALL OF YOU GOT IT WRONG!!!! The Escapist is not part of the illuminati. The illuminati disbanded decades ago. You know what didn't disband decades ago? The Freemasons. The secret society that has been controlling the American government since the revolution. If you really want to know the truth, please send me $50,000 and I will send you ALL the dirt I have gathered on the masons. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!! For a price.

 

[Angelous Wang]

What worries me is the escapist has sort of confirmed this themselves.

Who the hell not in Illuminati has a pre made Illuminati theme to hand to use, like one they just dumped on this topic.

 

[Jak2364]

You fool! You've put everyone that uses the escapist in danger! I never wanted this knowledge, and now I'm gonna die because of it!

Seriously though this is weird and awesome, how was this done?

 

[Roxas1359]

My, its dark in here huh? Did Taco anger the Escapist gods?

Nah, just Kross or ThyNameIsMud. I mean, why wouldn't they be mad? Taco single-handedly uncovered that the Escapist we all know and love, is part of the Illuminati! Now we shall be picked off, one by one in the dark. :3

 

[NiPah]

Ответ России на санкции Евросоюза, США и некоторых других стран вызвал бурную реакцию в интернете у жителей Франции. Неожиданно многие французы сочли ответные меры Москвы оправданным шагом. Они уверены, что путём введения санкций США добились одной из своих целей - ослабить Европу экономически и разрушить её добрые отношения с восточным соседом.

 

[Veldel]

Oh god who shut off the lights* Takes out weapon* THE ILLUMINATI IS COMING.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Well, I don't know what you said, or who said it, but YES! I agree! At least SOMEONE on the Escapist is Illuminati, and because you're getting too close to the truth, they made this page, and only this page, load like this:

Spoiler: ILLUMINATI WEB DEVELOPER!

 

[FPLOON]

*walks into thread*
*trips over a triangle(?)*
*breaks eye*
*uses alchemy to make an eye patch for himself*
*takes out camera*
*Takes a selfie*

Spoiler: *all according to plan*

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2012/11/nickfuryironman2.jpg

OT: It's not the Illuminati... it's Half-Life 3 confirmed to be hidden within the Escapist's basement!

(I swear I'm getting too old for this shit... )

 

[Godhead]

God damnit Adam, what did I tell you?