Escapist = Illuminati??

[Barbas]

(Snip).

The level of darkness has gone beyond that of an abandoned, haunted turnip factory constructed on an Indian burial ground. I've seen darker in the void, but it's darker than any natural night.

Flee now mortals, the basement is among us... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW0RX02SeQw]

Opened the link, forgot I did so, had the music playing in the background for a few minutes before I realized what it was. The effect was improved.

This is far darker than any basement, though. The basement is stationary, and can be outrun... o.o

(...)You know what, I don't think the Illuminati have anything to do with this. I think it's Taco and Kross having a laugh at everyone else's expense.

Don't be ridiculous, how could two people set up...wait, ThyNameIsMud is a developer. That makes three...

Spoiler: OH GOD NO.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Flee now mortals, the basement is among us... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW0RX02SeQw]

Opened the link, forgot I did so, had the music playing in the background for a few minutes before I realized what it was. The effect was improved.

This is far darker than any basement, though. The basement is stationary, and can be outrun... o.o

Oh, you may think this is different than the basement but death crawls and is known by many names. The Basement is but a term for everything that shouldn't see the light of the forums... Who was the one to open Pandora's thread this time? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4RtvPe5wY0&list=RDDEePGSEzgq8&index=10]

 

[Kolby Jack]

Who turned off the lights?

 

[Asita]

People people, please. Nobody is asking the most pertinent question here!

The answer should prove quite...illuminating.

 

[lacktheknack]

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HE TRIED TO WARN US

WEIRD AL TRIED TO WARN US

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I can't see what I'm typed in this thread

 

[Madame_Lawliet]

*Enters thread*

*Looks around*

...I ain't seen nothin', I was never here.

*Leaves thread*

 

[Zombie_Fish]

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HE TRIED TO WARN US

WEIRD AL TRIED TO WARN US

Don't trust him! He's in on this too!



The Allumninati is also real! D=

EDIT: Image fixed.
[small]Grumble grumble stupid dropbox changing permalinks...[/small]

 

[SweetShark]

That remind me, we really should put this as an idea for making a game in another Thread.
A Web game searching the deep dark secrets of The Escapist.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

The lights have gone out.

Out.

Like Walk Out.

Who do we know that walks out?

CM PUNK HAS BOUGHT THE ESCAPIST!!!

 

[epicdwarf]

You think the Freemasons still hold sway? They were supplanted years ago by the Secret Feminist Alignment.

Think about it: What threads get the most replies? Anita Sarkeesian? Where are these threads located? The Escapist. WHat do people usually escape from? Falling rocks. What do you call a group of falling rocks? A tumble. Where have the Feminists cast off their disguises and proclaimed their true intentions to rule the world and turn everyone into genderless transracial planetkin? Tumblr. It all fights together.

I'm shedding light on the truth. Wait, shedding light... making brighter... illuminating... Illuminati...
Mother of God, it's come full circle.

Wrong again! The freemasons created the feminist movement in order to gain control of one of the women that would arise to power. Tumblr was also created by the freemasons to control the emerging hipster crowd. Do you want to learn ALL of the secret history they don't teach you in school? Please send me $50,000 and I will give you ALL the dirt I have on the freemasons!!!

 

[Asita]

Wrong again! The freemasons created the feminist movement in order to gain control of one of the women that would arise to power. Tumblr was also created by the freemasons to control the emerging hipster crowd. Do you want to learn ALL of the secret history they don't teach you in school? Please send me $50,000 and I will give you ALL the dirt I have on the freemasons!!!

Sir, you insult our intelligences! Everyone knows that there is no dirt on the Freemasons! Masonry uses brick and stone, not dirt! How dare you try to fool us! D:<

 

[epicdwarf]

Sir, you insult our intelligences! Everyone knows that there is no dirt on the Freemasons! Masonry uses brick and stone, not dirt! How dare you try to fool us! D:<

ONCE MORE WRONG! The Freemasons have developed "dirt bricks" and are hiding the recipe on their moon base!!! Luckily, I have this "dirt brick" recipe. If you want to know this recipe and other Freemason secrets, please send me $50,000.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Sir, you insult our intelligences! Everyone knows that there is no dirt on the Freemasons! Masonry uses brick and stone, not dirt! How dare you try to fool us! D:<

ONCE MORE WRONG! The Freemasons have developed "dirt bricks" and are hiding the recipe on their moon base!!! Luckily, I have this "dirt brick" recipe. If you want to know this recipe and other Freemason secrets, please send me $50,000.

Ah, but how can they have a moon base if they faked the moon landing?

CHECKMATE, FREEMASONS!

 

[Basement Cat]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe that I have found something so shocking, something so emotional that you may need to stand so you can sit down in complete disbelief

I have evidence that the Escapist is actually... THE ILLUMINATI

The Illuminati? I dunno about them---but I do know about The Basement!

Damn it, Taco, you've opened a Door to The Basement in the upper forums!!! The Door to The Basement in the Pub Club forum was dangerous enough---AND NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!!! O.O

Oh, woe is us! [small]...we're doomed now...all of us...doomed...[/small]

 

[epicdwarf]

Ah, but how can they have a moon base if they faked the moon landing?

CHECKMATE, FREEMASONS!

Another ignorant person. The Freemasons faked the moon landing in order to cover up the fact that their moon base covers most of the moon's surface. In fact, the moon landing was actually faked ON THE MOON! If you desire more information on the REAL first moon landing, please send me $50,000.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't fall asleep here. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY6rIxUuXVA]

 

[Asita]

Sir, you insult our intelligences! Everyone knows that there is no dirt on the Freemasons! Masonry uses brick and stone, not dirt! How dare you try to fool us! D:<

ONCE MORE WRONG! The Freemasons have developed "dirt bricks" and are hiding the recipe on their moon base!!! Luckily, I have this "dirt brick" recipe. If you want to know this recipe and other Freemason secrets, please send me $50,000.

Spoiler

In fact, I refuse to believe it until you provide proof of how you know such things! Until that happens, I'll be waiting...here...under my blanket of security where things still make sense. I miss things making sense ;_;

 

[Cowabungaa]

Foolish fools, thinking it's the Illuminati! I've been warning you for years, it's the Lizardmen, THE LIZARDMEN I TELL YOU! LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID NOW! NOTHING CAN HOLD US SAFE!

The Illuminati? I dunno about them---but I do know about The Basement!

That's where they have always resided! We told you to never go there, clearly -someone- did and look at what happened now!