Escapist News Network: I C U Wii

[TheAmazingTGIF]

Well this certainly has some strange implications.
I don't have a Wii, what are you talking about? It is a friend of mine's! He's not here right now! Oh, shit.

I may need to leave the country.

 

[Graham_LRR]

Anyone else getting tired of the whole "HURR WII HAS NO GAMES, I HAVEN'T TURNED IT ON IN X MONTHS" cliche? The whole feature story just seemed like it was just an excuse to say it.

Seriously, I wish people would actually LOOK at games that have come out instead of expecting Nintendo to provide every one of them

The joke was actually that, regardless of how much fun the Wii is (and I do own one), you still look like a goof playing it.

(Also, I expect Nintendo to provide Wii games because they make the majority of the games that are worthwhile).

 

[Zosephine]

I'm loving ENN more and more with each episode. Keep it up!

As soon as I heard "west Philadelphia" in the intro, I knew it was coming. And the most you'd get from my Wii camera is me shouting obscenities at my opponents in Pokemon Battle Revolution...

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

I'd probably buy Assassin's Creed 2 if I could really play as a killer baby. The world needs more killer baby games.

 

[Rafe]

Golden as always! Thanks Graham, Kathleen and everyone else that took part!

 

[Rafe]

These are awesome!

But could someone tell me the name of the poem/song they were reciting?

Je suis est English.

The intro rap to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

hehe poem.....

 

[Armored Prayer]

That was great!

Loved the "In Da House" cover art joke.

 

[Eagle Est1986]

Nice, I think I'm actually starting to enjoy the 'off-air' bits more than I am the actual show. Though that's not to say the main show isn't good.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Lmao, that was hilarious, first episode ive watched of this. Very good.

 

[Woodsey]

Haha, the MW2 trailer comment was actually spot-on as were the closing comments about the Wii xD

 

[Bobbovski]

Lol @ the Fresh prince referenc XD. The new set looks nice BTW!

 

[CrystalShadow]

Heh. That was pretty funny. Although the 'fresh prince' stuff started to be a little painful to watch... How anyone can do that deadpan like that... XD

Ah... Wii... I'd check mine for a camera, but... Eh. Whatever.

Lol. Funny how success breeds contempt:

Microsoft - Hated by a group of people because 95% of all personal computers run windows.

Apple - Nobody cared when they weren't popular, but thanks to the Ipod and Iphone, (not to mention their PC vs MAC commercials), there's a group that hates them...

Nintendo... - Nobody cared when they weren't doing well, and yet, now that the Wii is the most successful console around... They get resentment because it's not a 'proper' console.

Heh. Life is predictable isn't it?

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I do love this show but it's so damn hard to differentiate the truth and jokes sometimes

I agree, they just made it all up as far as I can tell.

 

[bluerahjah]

You really had to bring up the so-called "Real PSP", Patrick Scott Patterson? Please, keep adding to his 15 seconds of fame.

 

[LimeJester]

Haha that Modern Warfare 2 bit was hilarious. Keep it up.

 

[7ru7h]

'Blue Valkyrie Needs Food Bad'
I've said this sooo many times in public wishing someone would understand my plight and my reference at the same time...

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who got the reference, except I prefer to say "Warrior. Needs food. Badly!"

 

[JonoNI]

I liked the whole "Haven't turned my wii on in a year" thing

 

[Jman1236]

:Goes sits infront of Wii, naked:

Might as well give Japan want they want to see.

 

[Diablini]

The Bel Air ending was great. And nice yet work again.

 

[Zivlok]

I salute the gentleman who endured testicular trauma in order to bring us an Epic Nunchuck Fail tribute.

I thank you for your enduring support and vigor, something which I can now longer have thanks to the aforementioned trauma.