Escapist News Network: Nintendonts

[Jeffro Tull]

I will continue to ignore the last two Matrix movies thank you very much. Honestly, it could have been a one shot deal and been fondly remembered as such.

 

[Alphakirby]

Don't you remember that PS2 had no games for a year?

If Mario had a beam gun, the PS2 would've have a long and great list of launch titles, think about the wonderfulness of the "Beam Gun" future ^o^

 

[TheSchaef]

Kathleen had a new hair cut? Strange... I didn't notice

exACTly.

Anyhoo, Creed is no more a "rip-off" of Pearl Jam than every other grunge-band-with-rockabilly-lead of the late 90's: Bush, Stone Temple Pilots, etc.

I couldn't actually do that. My hair is cut very 1 way. It's really short on the short side. It is the ultimate punk rock lesbian hairdo.

Just turn the 'e' around, switch seats with Graham, and then reverse the film image in post.

 

[fisk0]

If Mario had a beam gun, there would me more shooters in the world...as awesome as the beam gun is, I'm not sure if I would think that's awesome since I have a general dislike over FPSs, but a huge love for shmups!

You are forgetting that all the FPSes would have beam guns instead of boring modern warfare guns. The games would probably also feature a lot of chrome/metallic surfaces and neon colors, instead of dull brown.

 

[Digikid]

Love the new hair cuts. Kathleen looks GREAT!!!

Graham: Blizzard making GOOD GAMES?!?!?!! Has not happened yet so when can we expect this to happen?

 

[theshadowcult]

The Creed joke was very funny... but then it always is isn't it

 

[Vohn_exel]

Awww, I actually liked Graham's longer hair. Although, I know my long hair days are coming to an end since I am a balding man, like my father before me. So whenever anyone I know cuts their hair I'm reminded that if I do that, it might not come back. Grr. Genetics.

Om..um, OT:This whole episode was just hilarious "It's a one, it's lying down. It's tired." I remember the year 2000. I was still playing my Dreamcast.

 

[gamepopper101]

You are forgetting that all the FPSes would have beam guns instead of boring modern warfare guns. The games would probably also feature a lot of chrome/metallic surfaces and neon colors, instead of dull brown.

...no I didn't forget that, I just don't like the gameplay and the stories. Neon colours would've been cool.

 

[Kenji_03]

I gotta admit, the "now with 60% less hair" was a really great way to explain the haircuts without losing your (virtually) trademark images

 

[darkdots]

idk if they were building them by hand, or the evil marketing people were inhertly more evil than normal, but Nintendo was releasing like (2) Wii consoles per day at each Store in the US. No one could buy their freak'n stuff! So, now they want to complain that they are losing money?? We are all confused. Here's how the accountants saw it: Nothing on the shelf; Nothing in the wallet. Seems like a no brainer. Match.

Kathleen on the hair, sorry you lost your boyfriend. It's good to see Graham supporting your loss. I hear people do this when their friends go through Kemotherapy too. I hope you are doing okay.

 

[acosn]

Its not surprising that Nintendo reported a loss finally- it's only a matter of time before a company that almost utterly ostracizes the core audience to capitalize on a buyer base that fundamentally has never stuck around for a while. It helped kill the Atari. It'll kill Nintendo if they don't figure that part out.

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

First off, oh Sweet Gods the hair!!! I know Kathleen mention getting her's cut on her twitter but Graham never said anything about getting his done

Now that its out of my system get show this week guys // Love the 'what if' portion of the show // Killer silver suits

-M

 

[Therumancer]

Actually you guys (at ENN) seem to have missed the article The Escapist ran where Blizzard was reported as claiming it would have taken them over a decade to release Starcraft 2 as a full game with all three factions.

2012 is actually pretty quick, I mean what are they going to do with the other 8 years?

 

[Tim Chuma]

Was a fun episode. I also liked the Nintendo representative.

 

[Unoriginal069]

Please note I'm not a lesbian. Lesbians are awesome (at least all the ones I know), but I like boys.

Dear Kathleen,

Have you tried 'Men'?
I think you'll find the upgrade to your liking.


I'm willing to offer my assistance in this regard.

' )

(juuuuust kiddin' Graham!)

 

[Unoriginal069]

(juuuuust kiddin' Graham!)

Or *AM* I????


Muah
Ha
Ha.

 

[theshadowcult]

I had to watch it again, just for the Creed joke, creed jokes are always funny!