Escapist News Network: Splinter Cell: Cunvicshun

[Spiner909]

Ace Attorney games...with Sam Fisher?
Er...no.

 

[likalaruku]

I love listening to people read misspelled emails out loud XD

 

[SonicKoala]

The Quick Pick's segment was awesome this episode - definitely the best one so far. The "Long Icelandic Name" was probably my favourite part of the show, however, it had me lol'ing.

Props to Matt for having his Guitar Hero controller hanging proudly in the background - it reminds me of my room, and I always did love that design.

 

[Metaphor]

You know not wanting to pick the video apart but police in NZ don't carry guns.

They don't?

Only the Armed Defenders carry guns. Police in NZ don't have guns, they occasionally have tasers though.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Quickbender just sounds so dirty to me. The name that is.

 

[dls182]

(sorry kath im sure their real and spectacular)

Is that a subtle Seinfeld reference I see there?

OT: Excellent episode, I'm curious as to how many times it took Matt to pronounce all of the misspelled words in that email correctly...

not exactly endearing but I chuckled.

Perhaps replace 'Hurr' with 'Derp'?

 

[Wilcroft]

During Quick's Picks, was that Matt's script on his computer? I know they said in a podcast that they often write scripts and such on google wave, that's all.

 

[Kaymish]

yea i was wondering about those posts about the actor with a cleaver getting shot since i have never seen a cop with a gun here and have rarely seen one with even a taser they make do with mob tactics and pepper spray

 

[Zivlok]

Matt won the entire episode. And nice Scott Pilgrim wallpaper, dude

 

[z3rostr1fe]

"What the... Dolce and Gibbons?" *throws away glasses*
"And here are the headlines!" *smiling*

"Well... There you have it... Marketing... Yeah..."

This episode is full!

 

[Norman Rafferty]

Stellar episode!

As a viewer, I'm concerned. Is Graham Stark getting larger, or is Kathleen De Vere shrinking? I'm far more concerned about the former, as I believe many share my fears of a giant Stark monster rampaging unchecked through the city streets, wreaking snarky havoc. No one wants unchecked wreaking.

 

[TheEpic_1]

BUT... for the love of god could you please get kathleen a higher chair

I look short only in comparison to Graham. I'm 5'6", which is exactly average height for women. Graham is 6'3".
Perhaps I should get a phone book to sit on?

holy crap, 9". Kathleen i think you should steal his chair and make him do the entire thing on his knees. i know you guys have done a couple things in ENN and LRR about his height, but i really think you should swap his chair for one of those comedic pre-school stool chairs

(sorry kath im sure their real and spectacular)

Is that a subtle Seinfeld reference I see there?

+1 for you sir

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

BUT... for the love of god could you please get kathleen a higher chair

I look short only in comparison to Graham. I'm 5'6", which is exactly average height for women. Graham is 6'3".
Perhaps I should get a phone book to sit on?

Or get a smaller chair for Graham, which brings me (after many undisclosed twists and turns) to a question I´m almost afraid to ask: If Graham is indeed 6'3", which he doesn´t really look like, exactly how tall is Bill? Taller than tall?

 

[TheSchaef]

(sorry kath im sure their real and spectacular)

They are, but some of us prefer to be more tactful in our praise of Kathleen.

... and/or, to make deliberately ironic comments for comedic effect.

And so I distract myself long enough to ask... was that a Matrix of Leadership boxed up behind Dr. Not-Also-Ryan-Quickbender? drool...

 

[Tally LRR]

...exactly how tall is Bill? Taller than tall?

Yes, exactly. For more numerical information, go here: http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php/Frequently_Asked_Questions#How_tall_is_Bill.3F

 

[glitch452]

Okay Guys I think your all missing the bigger picture.
Was Matt's Transformers box set still in it's plastic?

 

[slack3r9]

1st generation? whats the excuse for the red rings on all the other generations of 360s?

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

...exactly how tall is Bill? Taller than tall?

Yes, exactly. For more numerical information, go here: http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php/Frequently_Asked_Questions#How_tall_is_Bill.3F

Ah, how delightfully convenient. Thank you ever so much, Tally.

So, "vertically obese"....Yeah.

 

[Sosa Star]

(sorry kath im sure their real and spectacular)

Is that a subtle Seinfeld reference I see there?

OT: Excellent episode, I'm curious as to how many times it took Matt to pronounce all of the misspelled words in that email correctly...

not exactly endearing but I chuckled.

Perhaps replace 'Hurr' with 'Derp'?

Durpy Derp! Durp?

Couldn't help myself. *cough* Excellent job as always

 

[pcload1etter]

Nice cleavage. That's all I got from this episode.