Escapist News Network: The Future of Sex

[Graham_LRR]

The Future of Sex

Square-Enix announces a revolutionary new battle system, and and unrepresented market for sex in games finally comes to light.
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[Onyx Oblivion]

Good job. I loved the Space Jump Mario joke.

And I didn't wanna fuck Dogmeat. But the Fable 2 dog...

 

[DoctorNick]

Ok, that was pretty funny. I especially liked the overlay of YouTube comments on Mario because that is EXACTLY what it would look like.

 

[crotalidian]

rice pudding. Oficially cheaper than eagle semen

 

[Goldeneye1989]

WHOO HOO

Newgrounds Tank!

 

[wooty]

haha, can I have his address or WoW account info, great vid again guys

 

[jthm]

Wow... just... wow.

I was going to go do a google search on those apps after watching, but now... yeah, maybe later.

 

[Mortars]

Just think about it, they could earn BILLIONS!

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

Huh, the Bethesda Spokesperson reaction was just like mine XD. Just out of curiosity tho, which game is it that display gay sex?>.< And is it really that sexy? Video game sex I mean, do people want it? It looks so... Fake... And there is never any interesting or challenging sex, only boring plain old... sex...

Ok, that was pretty funny. I especially liked the overlay of YouTube comments on Mario because that is EXACTLY what it would look like.

Haha, yah it was^^

 

[CrimsonTemplar]

Kathleen's reaction to the sex in gaming piece was priceless.

 

[Jared]

Just think about it, they could earn BILLIONS!

Billions AND Billions! lol

 

[Doug]

LOL, I just loved the reactions to that guy's requests for beastiallity in games.

 

[Taawus]

Well played, well played.
Think I spotted all the references.

 

[Doug]

Wow... just... wow.

I was going to go do a google search on those apps after watching, but now... yeah, maybe later.

Actually, come to think about it..those apps...and a story on beastiallity?! My god, there linked?!

 

[insanelich]

Alex does creepy so well.

 

[darthcendiarygrenade]

"Cheaper than eagle semen" HAS to be the best response to any question EVER. That was an amazing way to start my day. Thank you, ENN.

 

[Napaztrix]

Lol bestiality in games? If that never happens people will always have the internet for that kind of thing XD.

Kathleen has a very easy resolution, but will it be ordered chinese or will she actually go to a resturant?

Was that Dragon age: origins at 2:29 - 2:31 or was it a different game?

 

[Doom972]

Huh, the Bethesda Spokesperson reaction was just like mine XD. Just out of curiosity tho, which game is it that display gay sex?>.< And is it really that sexy? Video game sex I mean, do people want it? It looks so... Fake... And there is never any interesting or challenging sex, only boring plain old... sex...

The only game to portray it realistically was Mass Effect. I don't find it exciting but makes it realistic as the climax of the romance story branch.

If the game's premise isn't sex related then sex isn't very important, but it's always nice to see polygons humping each other.

 

[Orange Monkey]

Mass Effect 2: Hoping Male Commander Shepards can shag his male compatriots!

 

[Russ Pitts]

Nice eagle semen reference, guys. Thanks for that.