Escapist News Network: Work Your Assets

[Aptspire]

I didn't realize that someone "Watched Star Wars" the same way I do!

Seriously, that bush is getting crowded.

well its more of a hedge but yea it really is

just make sure you're out of the hedge by lawn treatment day D:

 

[ZehGeek]

Oh god, Matt in a robe with some small lights, some wine, and some buissness sex refrences...oh god amazing....
Matt I'd totaly let you invistage my holdings anytime. ;D

 

[veloper]

Clearly inspired by the last Pach attack.

 

[bassdrum]

Damn, corporate business is sexy.

Well done on the episode.

 

[lacktheknack]

Did anyone notice that the letter to Ryan had "Love Plus" in the title?

Oh, and that was weird and terrifying. Great job.

 

[BrownGaijin]

Mum Mum! Ryan Quickbender is giving me icky feelings!

 

[EnigmaHarper]

Okay... Jer seriously needs to start publishing his romance works. I'm sure they would sell like it's no one's business.

I would buy them.

 

[FlameUnquenchable]

The Quickbender segment had me almost crying laughing. Nice job. Graham, love the 'you don't cut cocaine with METH!'.

 

[Jaebird]

Parashoe! I choose you!!

I'm surprised no one else made that joke.

 

[PanicxBoss]

Dear god, Ryan, that was one of the dirtiest things I've heard in my entire life. And I've heard plenty of dirty things to begin with.

 

[Stevepinto3]

Oh god, my sides hurt from laughing from Ryan. I don't even know why I thought it was that funny, but it was great.

 

[ArchyTaichou]

MAN this show sucks!

 

[faselei]

The first two items were possibly the funniest ever?

Glendiddich is not a classy drink btw...

 

[Baldry]

Ryan Quickbender's sexiness cause my laptop to overheat and shutdown...Seriously.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Quick's Picks was wrong on SO many levels!

Good episode nonetheless.

 

[joshthor]

anyone else think ryan quickbender looks like he is about 14? it just seemed blaringly obvious in this clip.

 

[Matt_LRR]

The first two items were possibly the funniest ever?

Glendiddich is not a classy drink btw...

Was the best scotch I had on hand.

And by "best", I mean "only".

-m

 

[pigmy wurm]

Matt wins, pure and simple.

And the Marmocup is awesome

 

[penthesilea180]

Thanks Matt, now I feel exceedingly awkward. I think it was the scarf under the robe. Wow.