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i64ever

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I have no idea what the Ryan Quickbender part was referring to. Kept waiting for a punchline that never came.
 

Brainst0rm

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i64ever said:
I have no idea what the Ryan Quickbender part was referring to. Kept waiting for a punchline that never came.
There are some people who might refer to it as "innuendo".
 

MadeinHell

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Yaxley said:
Great Ryan Quickbender appearance. Clearly, anything whatsoever can be made into a sexual euphemism if you say it all suave-like and have a softcore porn soundtrack in the background.
The softcore porn soundtrack is just PERFECT. It fits the situation so well, and matt played it perfectly :D.

Good job guys!

[sub]now I need a cold shower[/sub]
 

icyneesan

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"Parashoe" - oh god. I haven't slapped myself in the face that hard

And the whole quick's picks thing creeped me out. Also the subject line, "Love Plus+ Question", ha!
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I lol'd at the Pokemon jokes at the beginning.

My gosh, was I listening to business sexual tips?


Wow, hiding outside of Mark's place is dangerous! He might catch you and start roleplaying the Joker!
 

MattAn24

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mjc0961 said:
MattAn24 said:
...Wow.. Ryan Quickbender, the "smooth-talker". Brings a whole new meaning to "quick-bending"..

I lol'd at Graham's Pokemans. How -dare- they not make all new Pokemon for each ga-- Oh wait.. They do.. But they -keep- the old ones too. So.. Yeah?
Black and White won't have any of the old ones until you beat the Elite 4, though. So until then it's nothing but new ones instead of new ones and some old ones mixed together.
That.. Actually doesn't bother me at all! In fact, that's MUCH better. You get BRAND NEW Pokemans, if you desperately want the older ones, it's more endgame. Most Pokemon players will have previous Pokemon games to -transfer- those old Pokemon to the new one anyway.. No big deal.
 

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Brainst0rm said:
i64ever said:
I have no idea what the Ryan Quickbender part was referring to. Kept waiting for a punchline that never came.
There are some people who might refer to it as "innuendo".
I'll in YOUR endo. Yeah, I went there..
 

MowDownJoe

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Brainst0rm said:
i64ever said:
I have no idea what the Ryan Quickbender part was referring to. Kept waiting for a punchline that never came.
There are some people who might refer to it as "innuendo".
Yep. Matt proving that, yet again, you can make a dirty joke out of anything.
 

Foffie

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Yea I'm going to have a cold shower if I want to get any more work done today.... Ryan Quickbender you can have my address!
 

Vohn_exel

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"There are people we may never see again" LOL, that was my favorite line. Also, I'm not sure if I just received relationship or business advice. Either way, I'm kind of creeped out.

Also, Ninja Gaiden is only hard because of BS difficulty. When you're screaming at the game "DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO AND YOU WOULDN'T BE DEAD" and you feel that Ryu vaulting right into a giant exploding missile is justified punishment for his defiance of your orders, that isn't difficult, it's BS. The original DMC and Demon's Souls are hard, but it's a type of "hard" that you can eventually learn and defeat, giving you that feeling of self satisfaction and also that little amount of "fun" that games are supposed to provide.
 

theultimateend

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GrahamS said:
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Graham talks Pokemon and Ryan Quickbender has a lesson for the ladies.

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The reason the pokemon aren't always different is because the environments in the games aren't always different.

It's the same reason you can find Canadian Geese in the US. It's almost like animals live in more than one country :/.

Geodudes live around mountains, so you get to an area with mountains and suddenly you find...geodudes.

It's not exactly rocket science. I thought they nailed the idea of biomes pretty solid.
 

Lost In The Void

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I loved the Ninja Gaiden II apology as I'm playing through it right now and it has officially snapped my record for most rage quits per level. On that note love the episode and laughed my ass off at Matt, really you should get a corporate sex line XD
 

faselei

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Matt_LRR said:
faselei said:
The first two items were possibly the funniest ever?

Glendiddich is not a classy drink btw...
Was the best scotch I had on hand.

And by "best", I mean "only".

-m
I suppose we're spoiled over the pond for whisky... did the job, set the scene. Great sketch. You guys really are on form.
 

PoweD

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"my last boyfrend left me a year ago for another man"
What just happened?