Escapist Stereotypes: What kind of poster are you?

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Kuchinawa212

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I'mma post when ever I can kinda guy. Just 'cause I like this site so much. and even if people say my grammar and sentence structure suck (Yes I'm looking at you. you know who you are) I still do it anyway to see what people quote me and I get to see their thoughts on my idea
 

Queen Michael

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I would be the fellow who has a love of old-fashioned sentence structure, failing to realizing that such manners only gives others the impression that i am a poseur.
 

NuclearPenguin

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Douk said:
I'm the guy who makes funny posts and once in a while gets quoted on them, making him a happy fellow.
Ive never seen you before but you have an awesome avatar.

Anyway, I post depending on my mood. If im feeling happy I dont post then I go and you know, have a life. If im tired I do random posts, give up in the middle and go suck my thumb in the corner trying to sleep.
 

Fraught

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ElTigreSantiago said:
I would fit into the stereotype of the guy who always makes his posts way too long, no matter how small the topic.
I love you! No, really. Whenever I browse through the forums, I always wish people'd make longer posts. And try to keep them interesting to read. That would be grand.

And the people I hate most on this forum? Ignorant people, definitely. Like the ones in your post. I mean, even in real life, I encounter ignorance so often. When I say something to someone, they always disagree with it, and I have no idea if I could call it disagreeing, since most of it is always something I know for a fact. A fact!

And on a forum, it's just as bad. Oblivion 3, and Oblivion 4? Fallout, and 'he same thing', minus gameplay? Like The Elder Scrolls is, only it ALSO has the same gameplay? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I also used to, and still do, hate people who didn't use correct grammar. I mean, it doesn't have to be perfect by far, as English is not my native language, and I'm sure I make a few grammatical errors here and there, but for the love of god, man, atleast try an eency-weency bit.
And what I hate even more is the argument they give me/you/they every time: "This is not school, and this is not an English test."

Why the fuck do they teach that shit in school, then? So you would only use it in school?!

*bangs his head against the wall with such force that he flies through the wall mid-hit*

/rant
 

cainx10a

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I just hang around, read random posts and wish I could either hug the poster (Like Cuddly Tomato) or murder them outright with my mind (like the guy above me! No really, you stole my pikachu!!!!1111oneoneoneoneone).
 

Carlston

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I tend to attack the corp, focus group, math equations that are well everything now.

Games, movies, music, X amount of sex must be had, chick big boobs = money, if it's a kids movie they never get hurt, are ninjas and kick adults in the nuts, Disney add one minority and a singing woodchuck = toy line type of patterns.

As a poster I tend to rant, want to see the whole system reset and try again or least support the original risk taking ideas. Can't post to long as my grammar and spell is slaughter due to a medical brain short circuit, which attract people I hated before the TIA, and that spelling/grammar nazi that think they are so superior that they think having a spell checker nearby just wins a debate with no real arguments.

Those that can be done without. The retard troller, people who go to a message board and see a real issue or disaster and just start saying gods punishing them or the guy who was brutally murdered was a homo ect. The "Hate to be that guy search bar" when you try and keep new topic fresh on Escapist but they think we care about 5 month old topics and demand we only use them...like we are running out of space. Then the same tard who will reply to a message "What's a Eddie Izzard." Which you can't ask whats a proper noun without serious tard points, and at the same time...search bar him. I'm not explaining his comedy or his life ect.

The fanboy, who only draws over his Intel chip or Amd, his 360 or his PS3. Instantly shooting down a game or series because he can't let go of some icon. And next gen looks like it will all be the same computer scaled down with a Playstation or Microsoft logo with clone hardware but some dufus will think the stick on the front makes it "not" suck.

The 12 year old who post things that should "piss" off adults but really is just a rant, that his daddy buys M rated games, he plays them, and ha world! Take that. Well so what, what is the issue? The rating stops you from buying it without permission, not like you dad bought you porn or a latex sex toy.




And when people don't like my views I tend to let them have 4-5 post in retaliation then not care anymore.

As the internet forum fights are like the special olympics even if you win your still retarded. As I could be suspended for even that line and still not care as i check here every couple days :)
 

Disaster Button

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I don't really know. I used to post quite a bit but the last few months have been kind of slow for me here. I've been posting less and have been more of a lurker.

Not that I expect anyone to have noticed me at any point but I guess at the moment I would fit into lurker who posts on topics that are meaningful to him whilst rambling on a bit. I'd like to think I showed my personality in my posts but I don't even know, probably not.
 

D.L.390

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Xanadeas said:
I'm the kinda guy that sometimes tends to ramble in his posts because he's not very good at making a point or tends to elaborate too much. :<

I honestly can't stand people that don't like to type in the best English they can. It's hard on my eyes staring at posts that look like "i lik to run n stuff ur a noob if u don't". Or worse... 1337 speak. DX Otherwise I have no real problem with other people. :3
^Me.

I really hate trying to read the gibberish that some people seem to believe is english...

Especially on a forum, where there really is no major rush to finish typing the message.
 

Soxafloppin

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Im that guy whos is annoying carefull with his words.

Not so much in terms of grammer. But the most ive got so far was a slight warning, Which wasnt much.

I guess im just too nice to you guys!
 

Schlagwerk

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I'm the guy who cares more about got you suspended for than the content of your current post.
 

zhoominator

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I'll try and make a long post to a topic I'm interested in but only actually manage about 3-4 lines. I'm that kinda guy.
 

Blanks

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I'm the type of poster who posts witty/sarcastic replies occasionally posting something smart or ignorant (which i later apologize for)

Though most of the time my posts and topics go largely unnoticed
 

acidk44

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I am the type that loves to say it like it is; or the person that loves being random at any or all times... HA!
 

Deadpewl

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Bit of lurker I usually only post when I feel strongly about a subject or like now when I'm bored and tired of lurking.