Escapists, what are your deep dark gaming secrets?

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Sectan

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Jmumbler said:
TheYellowCellPhone said:
-I freaking hate Wind Waker, due entirely to the USELESS SAILING. WHY IS THE GAME HAVING ME SPEND FORTY MINUTES BETWEEN DUNGEONS JUST SAILING?
-I raged HARD trying to beat the first boss of Skyward Sword, that guy who catches your sword with his fingertips and occasionally steals it and throws junk at you. It was IMPOSSIBLE. I was literally screaming for twenty minutes and throwing the controller around. After that I gave up, fuck Skyward Sword and the Wii Motion Plus gimmick.
-I never played a single Metroid game
-I can't beat the Warden Freeman part of Half-Life 2 without turning on godmode.
-I haven't played more than five minutes of New Vegas, I haven't done any of Fallout 3's DLC beside The Pitt and part of Point Lookout (which was impossible), despite hearing how great Operation Anchorage and Broken Steel is.
-I always play girls in singleplayer games because BOOBIES, I play boys in multiplayer games because my friends probably play with me or I feel like I'm being judged

Jmumbler said:
.... When I was 14 I somehow got my hands on the bible black game and played it for 2 weeks straight trying to find the one good ending after seeing all the evil ones.
If you don't know what bible black is don't look it up and if you do I am not to be held responsible
Dude.

They have a game?

I have got to find it.
No man don't do it! Once you have seen the things I have seen.... you can never go back
I...Is that the futanari hentai? Not that I would know...
 

MCerberus

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I play the CoDs sometimes
I hate Gears of War. Even the first one.
I never finished BG&E. I take a break when I get stuck and don't know what I was doing so I need to start over and blech.
The best 16-bit era game is... ROCKET KNIGHT ADVENTURES
The reason I like Steam so much is because way back when it gave me a free copy of Peggle Nights and was like 'oh sweet'; Before that I just thought it was kind of annoying.
Before F2P was huge, I had multiple email accounts to keep getting 7 day MMO trials
LucasArts deserved to die, should have done so sooner and kept its reputation intact
I had a Gamecube. Didn't play Eternal Darkness.

Agow95 said:
I really liked Viva Pinata
And he is not alone.
 

Tsun Tzu

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- I thought Bioshock Infinite was all right, but not great.
- I think The Last of Us is overrated.
- I didn't really enjoy FFVII.
- I'm not particularly interested in Nintendo staples like Mario/Zelda.
- I enjoy Call of Duty.
- Diablo 3 wasn't that bad. Pretty average, really.
- I prefer LoL over DotA.
- I've never finished Skyrim.


And lastly...

- I play hentai games for the story.
 

Diddy_Mao

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I don't like Occarina of Time or Majora's mask and will gladly take Windwaker or Twilight Princess over either.

I don't like the Elder Scrolls or recent Fallout series. To me being able to fart around in an open world is not a sufficient trade for actual story and character development.

Speaking of which.

Rockstar is a bad developer. They make great toys for playing around in but actually playing their sandbox titles is underwhelming at best.

I own a large number of Nippon Ichi Soft TBS games, none of which I have ever completed.

Bioshock is a good game, but far from a great one.

I'm a sucker for character creation and customization and will buy games I know to be terrible just to fart around in the creation/customization menu.
 

Karoshi

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I would love to remove combat in 60% of my games and just enjoy the story, exploration and the rest. (The day that's possible I will be weeping tears of joy)

Alpha Protocol had amazing combat. No, please don't laugh.
 

Mullac

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ScrabbitRabbit said:
I don't actually like games, I just pretend so that I can fit in.
I don't know my, but I laughed so hard at your comment!

- I found OoT to be really mediocre, probably because it hasn't aged well.
 

The White Hunter

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Daystar Clarion said:
-I've never completed Zelda OoT, and I think Wind Waker is the best Zelda of all time.
-I think the story for Halo totally blows.
-The original Deus Ex has aged so badly that I can not stand to play it.
[HEADING=3]-Spec Ops The Line is the single most overrated piece of crap I've ever played.[/HEADING]



I wouldn't exactly call them secrets, because I'll gladly tell you about them, because I'm a special snowflake who desires attention.
@ Bold. Yes. YES! I am not alone in these stances.

@ H3: It's an utterly horrible game and I detest it. The gameplay is dreary and miserable, with intangible, feathery gunplay, a poor navigation system, boring set-pieces and terrible scenarios (any game giving me an unsupressed sniper to use to "pick off" enemies at 80m when they have AI-god-aim is full of shit from the off but I digress), the cover system is completely and utterly inadequate.

Oh and the story, with it's false morality and it's whole forcing-you-into-atrocities-you-don't-want-to-commit-and-then-fucking-judging-you-for-it angle, is also boring and utterly devoid of creativity or interesting ideas. It doesn't hold up a mirror to the typical military shooter so much as it holds up a piss-poor sketch of a typical military shooter.

Want a great story that makes the whole thing feel like work with reward rather than a guilt tripping tedious chore? Try The Last of Us.

Want a great cover based military shooter? Try some Ghost Recon ¬_¬
 

AidoZonkey

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-I didn't like the end to bioshock infinite
-I brought call of duty black ops 2 hardcore edition
-I liked sonic hero's (I hate myself for that one)
-I liked the card game in FF8
-I couldn't get though kingdom hearts
-I haven't finished any of the half life games as they all give me motion sickness and they are the only games to date which have done that to me
-Im also not that existed for watchdogs

.... please don't hate me
 
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I think:

all JRPGs ever, are horrible and should not exist.

Dragon Age 2 is superior to origins.

WITH the extended cut, the ME3 ending is glorious (it sucks without)

Half Life 2 is overrated.

Both Assassin's Creed 3 and Diablo 3 are great games.
 

The White Hunter

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Neronium said:
[li]Final Fantasy XII is my favorite Final Fantasy game and I think that VII is average at best[/li]
Exius Xavarus said:
Final Fantasy VII is my least favorite title. Final Fantasy X and XII are my two favorites.
Gentleman I am here to stand with you in defence of the majesty of FF 12 as one of the best titles in that franchise. It was almost definately a far better direction for the series than the one it now finds itself on.
 

clippen05

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-I have never played any Legend of Zelda Game.

-I have never beaten any of the original NES Mario games. Played them a ton sure, but never beat them.
 

Jmumbler

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Sectan said:
Jmumbler said:
TheYellowCellPhone said:
-I freaking hate Wind Waker, due entirely to the USELESS SAILING. WHY IS THE GAME HAVING ME SPEND FORTY MINUTES BETWEEN DUNGEONS JUST SAILING?
-I raged HARD trying to beat the first boss of Skyward Sword, that guy who catches your sword with his fingertips and occasionally steals it and throws junk at you. It was IMPOSSIBLE. I was literally screaming for twenty minutes and throwing the controller around. After that I gave up, fuck Skyward Sword and the Wii Motion Plus gimmick.
-I never played a single Metroid game
-I can't beat the Warden Freeman part of Half-Life 2 without turning on godmode.
-I haven't played more than five minutes of New Vegas, I haven't done any of Fallout 3's DLC beside The Pitt and part of Point Lookout (which was impossible), despite hearing how great Operation Anchorage and Broken Steel is.
-I always play girls in singleplayer games because BOOBIES, I play boys in multiplayer games because my friends probably play with me or I feel like I'm being judged

Jmumbler said:
.... When I was 14 I somehow got my hands on the bible black game and played it for 2 weeks straight trying to find the one good ending after seeing all the evil ones.
If you don't know what bible black is don't look it up and if you do I am not to be held responsible
Dude.

They have a game?

I have got to find it.
No man don't do it! Once you have seen the things I have seen.... you can never go back
I...Is that the futanari hentai? Not that I would know...
... It can be' depending on which path you take through the game. I think its worth pointing out that the game was first followed by the movie.
 

Pebkio

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I haven't played any of the half life games.
I haven't played any of the 3D Duke Nukem games.
I haven't played through Deus Ex.
I haven't played the original two Fallouts.
I sometimes cheat at games.
I liked Bioshock 2 more than Bioshock as a game.
I hated Dragon Age: Origins.
I've never enjoyed even two minutes of Sim City.
I loathe PvP.
I'm actually pretty good at League of Legends.
I don't find World of Warcaft to be fun.

And finally, I don't really care about the actual story in any given game, just how compitenetly it's presented. Mostly, I care about the gameplay.
 

Smeggs

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Well, I'm jealous of people who actually own/have the chops to build their own gaming PC, especially when the Steam sales come around. Though that's not really a secret, if I could afford one I'd drop my console in a heartbeat, save for exclusives.

Errm...Oh! I've never beaten FFVII myself. I have seen my friend play it off and on a lot. I tried playing it once and the graphics outside of combat were so awful they literally made me dizzy. I'm not a person who considers graphics the top tier requirement for a game, but holy shit...I'm sure there's some amazing story elements in there somewhere, but I also think the majority of the praise I hear for it is extremely overblown nostalgia talking.

I play Pokemon a LOT. Like, a LOT a lot. Like, I start up a new nuzlocke on a cartridge every other month. I've nuzlocke'd Leaf Green and Sapphire at least three times each in the past year and a half.

I personally enjoy a proper controller over a mouse. I don't care how much more "accurate" I can be.

I think of all gaming systems I've ever owned, my Gamecube has given me the most enjoyment for its time. I had a PS2 as well, and though it was a great console with great games, whenever I think back to my late adolescents/early teens, it's the times spent on Gamecube games like Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Pokemon Colosseum, and Wind Waker that I remember fondly first. Kingdom Hearts and .Hack://G.U. coming in afterward.

Halo 3 was my first Halo game, and was actually the first game I got with/wanted for my 360. I wanted to be a part of that community, and for the first year I had my 360, I played the hell out of the MP and met some really cool people. No Halo since has been more entertaining, or had environments that looked quite so nice. I also have never gotten people that were so fun to play with since. I miss the Foundation map and the ridiculous stuff people could forge in that. Forging is a lot more in-depth in the newest titles, but it never seems like anyone ever really brings about that magic anymore. There's also a great lack of people who friend request anymore, and so there's not much Custom fun to be had.

I think the story in the Halo series is mostly garbage. ODST I think is my favorite single player of the series, with Reach coming in second. Honestly, Halo 4 felt to me like the first time somebody with some real story chops took the reigns.

I liked Bioshock 2 and its story better than the original. I also like it better than Infinite, as Infinite was all just run and gun and bombast. I was honestly surprised that Yahtzee enjoyed Infinite so much. It seemed like so much of the "Spunk Gargle Wee Wee" he spoke about in so many other shooters. I found the gameplay at best to be average. The ending to the story was cool, though.
 

DementedSheep

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I?ve never played a Zelda game

I?ve never player shadow of the colossus

I?ve never played a Mario game

I haven't played the original fallout although I do have since i got it for free and probably will at some point

I?ve never played the original Dues ex and don?t plan to because it looks dated and boring.

I liked bioshock 2 and thought the original was overrated (although still good). I?ve replayed the second but could only stand playing the first once because the gameplay sucks and without the story and exploration there nothing to keep me going with it.

I do actually care about the aesthetics of the game I?m playing and have bought games primarily because they?re pretty. Although I will still play a game that looks like ass if it game play or story is particularly unique and I?m not talking about having the best, most detailed graphics just that the game looks good.
 

Jack Joe Tip Toe

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I don't care for Nintendo at all. (I love my GameCube though)
I think Killzone now has the chance to become better than Halo if they focus on the story and characters.
Bioshock: Infinite was meh.
Valve is great because of Steam and not their games.
Skyrim is an overhyped mess of a game.
If Titanfall is successful it could poison the industry worse than COD.
 

Darren716

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Despite Bioshock being my favorite game of all time I haven't beat it on a difficulty harder than easy

I genuinely enjoy CoD Black Ops multiplayer to this day

I have not yet beaten ME 1
 

Jazoni89

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- The 3DO and Atari Jaguar are truly underrated systems in my eyes. Gotta Love Tempest 2000, and Lucienne's quest.
- I dislike Steam, and try to avoid it if at all possible for PC gaming.
- I've never played any of the old D&D styled games on PC, and I don't plan to.
- Final Fantasy VIII is my favorite out of the whole series, due to the setting, and soundtrack.
- Assassin Creed games are boring as sin, and I don't understand why they have such a huge fanbase.
- Civ 5 absolutely destroys Civ 4, even in vanilla.