European Union vs. North American Union
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Depending on the circumstances on how the war started, it would be straight forward and conditions for victory would be apparent, all the countries going to war have a home country that you could attack. The Taliban don't have bases, they don't have places you can just bomb with out killing innocent people that are not involved with the Taliban.Zac_Dai said:
They don't. But if you expect America to go to the brink of destruction and then start spraying down chemical weapons on its citizens, you should expect them to deploy nuclear weapons.yaik7a said:
Too bad for europe then, they either get retailation of chemical (except I don't think America has too many chem/bio bombs anymore) and in the abscence of retailatory chemical/biobombs we'd substitute nukes.yaik7a said:
That doesn't exist right now, and I further doubt that it will exist during Obama's presidency. Someday maybe but not at the moment.demoman_chaos said:
Gah. What I'm saying is that I highly doubt you could eliminate the US Government to the point where you could deploy WMDs with no retailation.
In my mind this is how a war would pan out:
Part one: Big ass naval battles. To begin with the British forces would kick their arses as they recall the wonderful days of the napoleonic wars, then of course they will see a ship flying french colours and proceeded to smash the shit out of it. The french will fire back and all the european countries will start blasting each others navies apart for the last 1000 years of paybacks built up. Amercian forces ( i use the term american as the continent not just usa) would retreat and watch the pretty fireworks.
Part two: with both the French leaders annoyed at the British arrogance and the whole shooting them thing and British leaders annoyed that the French are indeed French, Germany decides that they should take control of the armies. One EU commander makes a passing reference to the last time Germany had a position of power in europe and all shit breaks loose. The countries of Europe level Germany to the ground with the British and French forces being mates again, however now their are no Germany military forces and no naval power.
Meanwhile. Back with the American Forces, the population of the USA overjoyed with the idea of kicking some ass the Mexicans secretly invade Texas with their army of 45 tanks which had been in planning since World War 2. The Republicans decide that with Manifest Destiny and all it's for the best that mexico becomes a new state rather than remain a country. The Democrats meanwhile call for an end to the war under the threat of over the next 40 years releasing sad war movie after sad war movie. The Canadians think 'Fuck it' and decide to turn their armies against the growing bear population which has seized land in their absense of watching the europeans attack each other.
I would continue but i really can't be bothered and it's not particulary funny. Someone make up an ending.
Part one: Big ass naval battles. To begin with the British forces would kick their arses as they recall the wonderful days of the napoleonic wars, then of course they will see a ship flying french colours and proceeded to smash the shit out of it. The french will fire back and all the european countries will start blasting each others navies apart for the last 1000 years of paybacks built up. Amercian forces ( i use the term american as the continent not just usa) would retreat and watch the pretty fireworks.
Part two: with both the French leaders annoyed at the British arrogance and the whole shooting them thing and British leaders annoyed that the French are indeed French, Germany decides that they should take control of the armies. One EU commander makes a passing reference to the last time Germany had a position of power in europe and all shit breaks loose. The countries of Europe level Germany to the ground with the British and French forces being mates again, however now their are no Germany military forces and no naval power.
Meanwhile. Back with the American Forces, the population of the USA overjoyed with the idea of kicking some ass the Mexicans secretly invade Texas with their army of 45 tanks which had been in planning since World War 2. The Republicans decide that with Manifest Destiny and all it's for the best that mexico becomes a new state rather than remain a country. The Democrats meanwhile call for an end to the war under the threat of over the next 40 years releasing sad war movie after sad war movie. The Canadians think 'Fuck it' and decide to turn their armies against the growing bear population which has seized land in their absense of watching the europeans attack each other.
I would continue but i really can't be bothered and it's not particulary funny. Someone make up an ending.
I would love to say the N.A.U would win but the queen of england is the head of state of Canada.
Europe has more fertile land, since when? No allies outside of Europe? Oh yeah, I forgot that Israel doesn't count, who knew. The U.S. has some of the largest reserves of oil in the world underneath Alaska and Yellowstone, so don't pull the dependence card, we can use our own if we want. Better health care? Right, because people come to America's hospitals for shits and giggles.Unkillable Cat said: