Ever feel like the universe is just fucking with you?
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A couple weeks ago I met a really pretty asian woman(I have a bit of yellow fever) and we really hit it off. Spending the majority of a week together, she talks to me the next week and says she doesn't want a relationship at the moment because of school and she was semi-recently out of a relationship.
So your "rock bottom" is being bored and dropping a sandwich?Death_Korps_Kommissar said:
Aw diddums, how my heart bleeds for you! I think I can hear the violins already!
As the person (somewhere) above me said:Death_Korps_Kommissar said:
"So your "rock bottom" is being bored and dropping a sandwich?"
To quote Zaed "Man up, soldier, I've seen worse." Although that person was injured by Krogan, and you dropped a sandwich.
Wait, we get days that are amazing? Is there a form I forgot to sign somewhere or something? Because I sure as hell could use one or two...Co3x said:
To the OP: Well, damn. That sucks, but there's nothing one can do is there? If there is, please, do tell! ... Well, at least know that you're not alone being screwed over by the universe (and yes, that's somehow supposed to be comforting)
Lemon + water + sugar = much nicer lemonade.loc978 said:Remember, kids:
...I'm not sure how that applies to this situation, though...
yeah Ive had one of those days you wake up knowing its one of those days nothing goes right stup your toe spill your drink neibours playing loude music people seem to just walk accross your path like you werent there and NO I DONT WANT TO TAKE A %$@#?&£ SURVEY etc etc.
Yeah, I get those days sometimes.
Other days something fun happens. Or I make something fun happen.
And then you die and cease to exist.
Other days something fun happens. Or I make something fun happen.
And then you die and cease to exist.
I feel it's screwing me every time I go for a drive. If anything can go wrong it will go wrong around me. Herds of deer will run across the street in the city during the afternoon. Construction trucks will back up in the street right in front of me. Collisions happen in front of me. I've had people drive normal speed on the opposite side of the street (no, not to pass but just to keep going right in my path). Finally, I was on the highway when a huge truck full of bees crashed and filled the air with pissed off insects. Thankfully I wasn't close and had my windows shut.
chill out dude. get a religion or something. youre just too bored with your life to enjoy the simple things. my advice? start making changes. quit your computer and xbox if they suck so much, fast food is shit as well. maybe sobriety isnt working out so well, or maybe you need some sense of achievement. fuck the universe, take what you need from it
The worst ones are when you have a great day and are in a good mood, cos then you know that something's going to go horribly wrong.
Like when I got home once, having had a productive and sociable day. I felt positive for the first time in ages, but was literally waiting for something to go wrong. Half an hour later, I get a call informing me that my grandma had just passed away. Uncanny...
Like when I got home once, having had a productive and sociable day. I felt positive for the first time in ages, but was literally waiting for something to go wrong. Half an hour later, I get a call informing me that my grandma had just passed away. Uncanny...
Yeah. Last Thursday, it was my 18th birthday. My mom had a car accident and I got hit at school.
I don't know about the universe, but I think a god has a sense of humor when it comes to those things.
Imagine that you fall out of bed, bringing you laptop with you causing it to slow down, late for school, sit through 3 hours of Introduction lectures, get stuck at school for 30 minuetes after your classes are done due to a thunderstorm, then during a break in the storm you run to your car only to fail badly, soak your books, your laptop, have your car float in flood waters, be 2 hours late to work, an essential piece of work equipment breaks causing you to fix it, get sent home early, and the grand finale on your way home be hit by another thunderstorm.Death_Korps_Kommissar said:
This was one of the most expensive days of my life.
Grand total for the day- $2700