Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........
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This.Retronana said:
Anywho yes. by my mother no less. when i realised i was screwed i jsut shrugged and told her that sorry its part of the average guys life. suck it up and stop opening my damn door. its closed for a reason. i then completley derailed the conversation by saying i walked in on jim doing it too(i actually did. blarghh) so she went 'really!' and went to go make fun of him for it and i got to finish up. *cough*
Its a good thing im always wrapped in a blanket on my computer because i deff would nto ahve beena ble to say taht with my dick in my hand.
locks are on doors for a reason, also where were you? i don't know about the rest of you but i do my business in the privacy of a lockable bathroom
There was a thread with the exact same name, so I was skeptical. And yet my curiosity drew me in.SckizoBoy said:
OT: No, but I have NEARLY been caught twice.
The first was before I had a laptop, so I was watching porn on the downstairs computer late at night (forgot my sister had gone out) heard her car pulling in, crossed off the site, tried to pull up my pants and too-small jeans despite the blatant, um... obstacle. Just got them up as she came in through the front door, and opened the door to the computer room to check why the light was on.
Second was when I had a laptop, and wouldn't you know it, my other sister who has a terminal inability to knock before entering anywhere burst in to give me a cookie. Fortunately, I had a book nearby, and am in the habit of reading in bed, as well as messing around on the computer, but if she had leaned forward a little more she'd have seen what was on my monitor (I was so caught by surprise I forgot to minimize it) god, sometimes I swear she's out to get me... [small]she probably is, the vindictive *****...[/small]
Just by my girlfriend, and I told her that I was going to be doing it, so I don't think it counts. As for the questions about why we weren't fooling around, and I was doing that, the answer is simple. She wasn't feeling well. Poor girl had a bit of a fever and a stomach bug. She'd seen it before so it wasn't like it was a big deal. XD
I've been almost caught so many times that I don't remember how many. But I've never actually been caught. Altough I'm sure my mother suspects something, but don't ask don't tell, and that's perfectly fine by me.
P.S.: I've also almost caught my brother multiple times. But then I don't say anything I just give him a big smile
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P.P.S.: I've also nearly caught my father. Think of it whatever you want I din't had a porblem with it.
P.S.: I've also almost caught my brother multiple times. But then I don't say anything I just give him a big smile
. P.P.S.: I've also nearly caught my father. Think of it whatever you want I din't had a porblem with it.
My room was on the third floor of my parents house, and nothing else was up there but the music room (which only I used anyway). So there was usually no danger of me being interrupted. I had a few really close calls though, one time I was saved by throwing a blanket over myself as soon as I saw my mum opening the door.
I've always thought that having my mum catch me in the act would be mentally scarring, but it wouldn't be such a big deal if my dad did. It's a guy thing, he'd probably understand.
I've always thought that having my mum catch me in the act would be mentally scarring, but it wouldn't be such a big deal if my dad did. It's a guy thing, he'd probably understand.
Apologies in advance...cerealnmuffin said:
At the expense of sounding rather redundant, but you should so watch Hourou Musuko... (sorry, first thing I thought of when I read your post).
Holy shit, indeed! Longest I've gone is an hour, and that was because I lost it halfway due to distraction. <_<shadyh8er said:
OT: Only once, it was my understanding father. I had forgotten to lock the door.
..Will not do that again.
I got caught looking at this thread about getting caught...ahhhh
I wish I could be like you, my body had gotten so used to it that it actually just prepares itself every night >< its like GO AWAY, I WANT TO NOT DO ZISSDigitalAtlas said:
Yep.. They walked in and there i was trousers down, covered in blood, holding her head in my hands while the rest of her slumped in a corner.......wait...palm sisters?.....oh you mean THAT!
once, but i can hide myself up pretty quickly.
once, but i can hide myself up pretty quickly.
I've walked in on other people. Which is always annoying since they expect you to sit outside and wait while they finish romancing Rosie instead of just walking the fuck on in and doing whatever you were going to do in that room.
Not much chance of people walking in on me since I don't do it.
Not much chance of people walking in on me since I don't do it.
Been caught once when I was 14 or so. Ever since than I would either do it while
A: No one else was home
B: During winter when I could throw a blanket over me and not get weird questions
Than we got the internet, and I got a laptop. It's much less trouble when you're guarded by a locked door. Though I almost got caught recently
I was in the middle, right before I went to bed. Moments before I was finished, my step-dad knocks on my door, and tells me the basement is flooding and he needed help.
A: No one else was home
B: During winter when I could throw a blanket over me and not get weird questions
Than we got the internet, and I got a laptop. It's much less trouble when you're guarded by a locked door. Though I almost got caught recently
I was in the middle, right before I went to bed. Moments before I was finished, my step-dad knocks on my door, and tells me the basement is flooding and he needed help.