Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........
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a few times by my parents and twice by my room mates. with my room mates i told them i had been changing and they seemed to buy it. but my parents i was able to conceal it every time except once. my mother knocked on my door so i closed the laptop and hit the mute button. unfortunately id forgotten that closing my laptop signs me out so hitting mute didnt do anything. once my mother started hearing sex noises coming from my laptop i figured the jig was pretty much up
I dont know, some pretty close calls, by my mum and little bro. Either, I am a fapping ninja or they pretend not to see.
And here was me thinking that nothing, and I mean nothing, is faster than a man putting his dick back in his trousers when he hears the door opening!
It's not that weird. Some people just don't have the urge. He's already said he tried it and didn't really care for it. I personally didn't start explorations of that nature until I was 19. (I was raised by mormons though, so...)Sojoez said:
OT: Never been caught, have been walked in on during. I am very good at covering it up.
I don't have a lock on my door, but I have never been caught either. I'm too fast, and I do it at the right times. It helps that my family often leave me at home by myself for a while during the Summer.
Although they pick up on the smell, so recently I've taken to keeping my window open.
Although they pick up on the smell, so recently I've taken to keeping my window open.
oops, major post fail by me, myself and I.
yes I have been caught, by the girlfriend, she was angry because I didnt wait for her to get home, and I was like "you're early, I am doing it so we can have sex for longer later..."
She was not impressed.
yes I have been caught, by the girlfriend, she was angry because I didnt wait for her to get home, and I was like "you're early, I am doing it so we can have sex for longer later..."
She was not impressed.
My mother is not a good actress, but is a very smart woman. Somehow she never figured it out! After a couple of really close calls I became very good at deleting all the internet history.
Of course, skipping school in order to pleasure oneself does become kind of hard to explain... so I did end up having to confess one day. That was also the day that I realized nobody cares if I do it and it's not disgusting (more or less)! She was laughing that that was all it was and incredibly happy that I wasn't doing drugs or anything.
Of course, skipping school in order to pleasure oneself does become kind of hard to explain... so I did end up having to confess one day. That was also the day that I realized nobody cares if I do it and it's not disgusting (more or less)! She was laughing that that was all it was and incredibly happy that I wasn't doing drugs or anything.
I've always been super paranoid about this and take the lengthiest precautions to make sure that no one in my household even suspects me of... er, massaging the iguana. I've never even been close to being caught. It's 'cuz my door doesn't have a lock...
One of the ex's was going down on me at the time her mother walked in with two cups of tea, luckily she was a worldly person and just set them down, winked at me and walked out. It's also lucky that I have no shame and the ex was under the covers at the time, so I didn't tell her until a little while after I had finished.
They are called locks, use them seriously.
I have walked in on my parents a couple of times though as a young kid. I bet it would have been funny to see my stunned face. Looking back at the explantions for what they were doing are just as funny as well lol.
I have walked in on my parents a couple of times though as a young kid. I bet it would have been funny to see my stunned face. Looking back at the explantions for what they were doing are just as funny as well lol.
ROFL!!!Mr Shrike said:God, yeah, that happened to me a while back.
I got home from college and thought no-one was home.
Went to the computer, brought up YouTube and started blasting MLP:FiM & singing along to the theme tune, shouting "IT'S PONY TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"
My mother was home.
OT: Nah, I've always been careful with my... activities.
Thanks for that, that was hilarious!
I decided to try watching MLP. Got through 5 episodes before I realized that something like this was bound to happen eventually.
OT: Nope, but it was close one time. I had been... you know... at night and somehow fell asleep before I put my clothes back on. My parents came in the room the next morning and wanted to get me out of bed for some reason. I was able to just barely get them to leave, but I think they suspected something...
