Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

[snowpuppy]

No....because i dont do it....

You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.

it's considered a passtime now??

Probobly not, but its always been considered a good way to briefly relieve stress. And natural.

Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet

Would it be an endurance sport than or...
O.T No, I have not been caught slapping the salami.

 

[StBishop]

Thought this was going to be sex. I've never been caught masturbating.

I have been caught in the middle of sex.

You're one of these people who has to one up a story aren't you?

You caught caught masturbating? I got caught doinking!

lol

OT: Nah, I've got really good ears. I can hear if someones coming to the door or anything.

To an extent, yeah.
I wouldn't have said it if I'd not come in expecting to say it though.

But yeah, it's pretty uncommon to get caught masturbating I would imagine. How many people had parents that didn't knock for this exact reason?

 

[sam42ification]

I've been caught three times. Now i'm a pro. I could write a book on masterbation. Techniques, silencing climaxes, including other people and how to close porn and pull up pants in less than a second.

......But..w..its just....i'm completely speechless at how weird this is....

There are stranger things to have records for I'm sure of it, people never cease to find ways of disturbing me

I literally can't think of anything stranger

And that's exactly why they do it. Because all of us who do it, think that it's strange that all of you who don't think it's weird that we do.

I'm not telling you to masturbate. I'm just telling you not to tell those who do that it's weird. Because it's definitely not. 98% of preteen/teen/adult men do it, and most of those have to feel some sort of embarrassment or shame about it if it gets discovered they do. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

So I support these outspoken masturbatory groups. Let it be known! We Jerk Off! And We Like It!

OT: No, I have never been caught... I've had some close calls though. A lot of close calls. So many, in fact, that I'm pretty sure my mom/dad just sorta got the idea at some point and decided to leave me alone at certain times. I prefer it that way though. I don't care that they know I do it, but that doesn't mean walking in on it would be a pleasant experience.. Best left as an unspoken agreement.

....no i wasn't saying that masturbating is weird in general...i was referring to the world record

I'm really not suprised by this. You just have to look at it through some one else point of view. You raise money for charity and you get to masterbate in a public place. It's not strange it's just seeing what you can get away with...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I've endured such a moment, but luckily at that point I'd already endured an even more awkward one, by a large margin in fact. Let's just say... my mum accidentally walked in on me introducing someone else to my palm sisters *shifty eyes*

 

[Jonluw]

Nope.
Never walked in on my parents either. I'm the master of avoiding forming awkward childhood memories.

I know hey, I never even got "The Talk" from my parents, I learnt about sex from a dictionary and the reproductive system from a health class.

Neither did I.
I did attend a dinner party where my parents started discussing with their friends whether they'd had 'the talk' with their kids, and whether they had had 'the talk' with their own parents.

I now know that my mother never had 'the talk' but my dad did (he got it from his grandmother).
I sort of wish I didn't.

Spoiler: Also, Smbc never fails to be relevant:

 

[Jezzascmezza]

No, I haven't, and I probably never will because I don't "do it."
Never really seen the appeal, personally.

 

[ultimateownage]

Nope.
I'm in a lucky situation; the bathroom is next door to my bedroom, and my bedroom has a really heavy door that when closed all the way it takes about 5 seconds to turn the door handle and get it open again and a further 5 seconds to push it open over my thick carpet. So I have plenty of time to look inconspicuous. I can also just go in my bathroom when someone's in my room (My brother shares a room with me), although going in there for too long makes my parents concerned.

 

[Sprinal]

nice meme.

OT
Mum walked in once. Was out until half way through.

Very...well...
Awkward

 

[DJDarque]

Just glancing over this thread it looks like more people have been caught having sex than have been caught masturbating. I would've thought it was the other way around.

 

[xbox hero]

OT:Cinda,it wasn't porn and I wasnt doing anything but...Um actually I will just say

Spoiler

 

[mariofan1000]

Who the hell are the "Palm Sisters"?

In seriousness, no.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I've been caught in the actual act 3 times by my mum and little bro and as far as what you're talking about, I've been walked in on more times than I can count but I don't know that anyone has necessarily caught me. If so, no one says anything about it.

 

[imnot]

Nope, worse, they saw me watching winter wrap up!

 

[Sojoez]

Am I the only one that finds it weird that a 16 year old boy (Vangaurd227) doesn't wank? I started exploring myself when I was 12 for crying out loud!

And no, I never got caught. I had a lock on my door!

 

[mysecondlife]

Today My roomate walked in on me.... ummmm...... meeting the palm sisters...... I'm EXTREMELY happy that it was just my roommate and not.... you know any family members...

Have any of my fellow escapists had to ever endure this Akward moment...

oh whew.. I thought you were caught watching My Little Pony or something...

 

[Corporal Yakob]

God, yeah, that happened to me a while back.

I got home from college and thought no-one was home.

Went to the computer, brought up YouTube and started blasting MLP:FiM & singing along to the theme tune, shouting "IT'S PONY TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

My mother was home.

OT: Nah, I've always been careful with my... activities.

Mom: I HAVE NO SON!

OT: As for the....ahem....I always ensure the door is locked, barricaded, the windows shut and barred and an intricate warning system consisting of several linked bells attached to a line of string outside the room before doing anything.

 

[The_Yeti]

Nah, only whilst looking at pr0n, by the mother, but I am the middle child of three boys, she didn't speak of it nor look at me any different, shes not a religion nut nor a over-sensitive mother - ain't no fool.

Door Lock + Door Wedge/Stopper.