Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

[Unesh52]

Story time.

When I was around 12 or 13, I was starting to get into basketball. Well, one night I was getting handsy with myself, but it turned out there was an important game on and my dad wanted to watch it with me. Dad busts in the room mid-orgasm and plops down on my lounge. I jumped when he came in and covered up as fast as I could. Now I was mostly under the covers, but I wasn't wearing anything but some tighty whities. So I'm sitting there, hanging out of my undies under the covers, stewing in my own sauce (which got everywhere when I jumped, btw), and my dad proceeds to watch the entire second half right there on my lounge. I'm almost certain he knew what was up too, but he didn't say anything.

Guess he was afraid that would make it awkward.

 

[Kargathia]

So far my ninja skills are better than my family's.

I'm not entirely sure though whether I prefer it that way.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

Am I the only one that finds it weird that a 16 year old boy (Vangaurd227) doesn't wank? I started exploring myself when I was 12 for crying out loud!

And no, I never got caught. I had a lock on my door!

Funny i was thinking the same thing i mean i explored when i was around 12-13ish but before then i had an operation to sort a few things out but i don't find it as odd that some don't like to explore it's just that they don't feel the need to.

 

[teebeeohh]

never happened to me, i am sneaky that way.

 

[mikev7.0]

Hmm. I thought someone bumped that MLP thread, but I guess not.

On Topic: Nope. I always lock the door or do it when I know I won't be disturbed.

I know that's what I thought too, then again I was also wondering if someone had created a new My Little Pony thread as well. I swear, if they keep popping up across the internet, Jonathan Coulton is going to be contractually obligated to write a song about it....

OT: TS;DA

 

[Cerrida]

Thankfully, no: I've never had anyone walk in on me while I was rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacally. Good thing, too; my entire plan to take over the world involves everyone around me thinking I'm nothing but nice. That and they would've overheard my plans, which would have meant that I would have had to kill them.

 

[the_honey_badger]

Yep, but life goes on.

I always go for a 'shower' instead. The sound of the water drowns out anything anyone else in the house might hear.

 

[Grand_Arcana]

Almost, but never. I'm really sly, even when I had a roommate.

 

[Caligulove]

When I lived at home, I would prop up a chair against the door whenever I had someone over or while Im badgering the witness.

It was pretty obvious WHAT I was doing, so it was still embarrassing, but at least I was spared the embarrassment of someone in the family actually seeing me in the act. Now my bedroom in my apartment has a lock on the door, so it's not really a concern anymore.

 

[Instinct Blues]

The entire first semester I was roommates with the weirdest kid the only good thing to say about him was that he always locked to door and I took my sweet time opening it making it clear that I was opening the door. But thats not even the worst thing he ever did. Now in this situation it was like 11 pm I was doing my english homework and I catch something out of the corner of my eye that can't possibly be what it is because all three of us were in the room. Of course this fucking weirdo is watching porn and eating Oreos like hes watching a fucking TV show on Hulu and not watching people fucking on his computer screen.

And if thats not disturbing enough for you guys I've saved the worst thing for last. So first semester at school my first class wasn't until 12:35 pm so I could go to bed at like 4 am and still be fine for the next day. So I was staying up late as usual browsing the Escapist, listening to music, and finishing up homework. Then I noticed something strange out of the corner of my eye and from what I'm seeing it appears like my weird roommate is slapping himself in his sleep. And I was like thats weird then I realized he was fucking jerking it without the slightest hint of subtlety, like it was actually making the fap noise. Good god that was the most awkward thing because thats not something you really want to bring up with someone that you met just two months prior.

As for myself I've never been caught in the act and have considerably toned it down since my middle school days.

 

[Biodeamon]

no. i don't that stuff....
least not with my hands.....

 

[Om Nom Nom]

Oh gosh...did you just derail the thread?!?!?!? YOUR VIOLATING THE LAW!!! STOP EEET!

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
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Link because I fail at youtube tags [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8].

Sorry. ;3

OT: I don't think so. But I'm sure people have guessed what I was just doing a couple of times at least.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

locked doors do wonders to help this problem

 

[That One Six]

No....because i dont do it....

You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.

it's considered a passtime now??

Probobly not, but its always been considered a good way to briefly relieve stress. And natural.

Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet

Wait, it's not?! Then... those back-alley Olympics were a fraud? Crap, I've got to go hunt down three men and a penguin. I shall return shortly! *Grabs dashing hat and runs off.*

OT - Not been caught with myself, no, but my stepdad once walked in on my girlfriend and I about thirty seconds after we had finished "fun time," both of us still unclothed. I'm not sure he realized what he had narrowly avoided seeing, as it was dark and he didn't bother to turn on any lights. Just asked a stupid question and left. I burst out laughing as soon as he left, and my girlfriend started freaking out.

 

[onewheeled]

I always lock my bedroom door when I do it, so most of the time I'm safe.

Except for the time when my sister knocked on my door, noticed it was locked, and picked the lock and entered my room without saying a word. She wanted to know how I was doing. Then she walked out. What the fuck, Emily, door etiquette is not a hard thing to remember.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

No because I lock the freaking door

You're one of the lucky ones who can lock their door, then...lucky bastard.

OT: Yes, a time or two. My dad just grinned and walked out.

 

[IzisviAziria]

....no i wasn't saying that masturbating is weird in general...i was referring to the world record

oh okay. ya, doing it for 9+ hours is probably weird. I'll give you that one lol.

 

[superbatranger]

I've never been caught, and I plan to keep it that way.