Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?
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I was in a P.E lesson once, and just so you all know, I suck at football. I was standing next to the opposing team's goal, when one of my team-mates shouted 'JAMES!' and passed me the ball.
Needless to say, I though 'Oh... SHIT!' when a football came flying towards me at crotch height. Just as the ball makes contact with my... Ahem... Private Parts, I thrust my hips foward and score a goal with my crotch.
I mean, it hurt like hell, but it was still pretty awesome.
EDIT: It was the winning goal, too.
Needless to say, I though 'Oh... SHIT!' when a football came flying towards me at crotch height. Just as the ball makes contact with my... Ahem... Private Parts, I thrust my hips foward and score a goal with my crotch.
I mean, it hurt like hell, but it was still pretty awesome.
EDIT: It was the winning goal, too.
Hm...when I was younger (about 6 or so), I was dragged to church (and even then I was tired of christianity). In the middle of the service, I stood up, coughed to get attention and asked the priest if he was going to shut up any time soon. Everyone went silent, except my grandfather, who laughed so hard he almost cried.
God, that felt epic
God, that felt epic
one time i remember my computing teacher was asking me about spreadsheet's and i was talking to my friend at the time so i never heard the question (according to him it was a simple question)
so i did'nt understand what he was meaning but he kept on asking and asking then i just shouted out "I DONT KNOW THE FUCKING ANSWER!!" and my teacher, everyone in my class and my friends were speechless (cuz im kinda a mellow and relaxed person).
so i did'nt understand what he was meaning but he kept on asking and asking then i just shouted out "I DONT KNOW THE FUCKING ANSWER!!" and my teacher, everyone in my class and my friends were speechless (cuz im kinda a mellow and relaxed person).
My and my buddies were talking about taking a trip to Las Vegas after University, and we were all going on about how crazy we would be as it wouldn't matter, y'know cos it's Vegas, and one of my friends says something along the lines of "You can be anyone you want to be in Vegas" and I came back with:
"I wanna be a black guy."
They looked at me for about a minute before bursting out laughing.
"I wanna be a black guy."
They looked at me for about a minute before bursting out laughing.
Well me and my friends always thought it would be hilarious to take a dump on a car (yeah cruel and immature, I know..) and after a night of drinking I was feeling pretty brave and though it would be a great idea to dump on a car, not going into details on that, but yeah that's about it.savior in death said:
I got drunk and dumped on a car. Isn't dump a funny word?
I hate you now...Azraellod said:
A person in my Socials class was like that, wearing a sweater when I'm dripping sweat and she swore she wasn't hot.
I never get cold unless it's windy, but I shut down in over 25-28 degree Celsius weather.
we played "change places" in mi car, we would stop in front of a bunch of cars, get out of the car (al five of us) run around the car screaming and then go back in the car in the exact same places we were
everyone would just stare, not even a *honk* or an angry yell
everyone would just stare, not even a *honk* or an angry yell
DAMN! I missed my 200th post on the one right before the quoted one.Ridonculous_Ninja said:
I was gonna make my 200th post my first topic TT.TT
I generally dont have boundaries
unless it will hurt feelings
so i talk and well yeh left lots of people speachless quite alot
just coz its bad or disgusting or whatever
plus what can i say im a demon in the sack so i leave people speechless
(kiddin or am i...)
unless it will hurt feelings
so i talk and well yeh left lots of people speachless quite alot
just coz its bad or disgusting or whatever
plus what can i say im a demon in the sack so i leave people speechless
(kiddin or am i...)
I'm nearly out of mildly amusing anecdotes that I haven't posted here yet.
The only time I've done something that left people speechless was when at a local metal gig me and my mate cleared a pit before waltzing into the middle doing the "Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes" dance. Nobody interfered, everybody was just kind of staring.
The only time I've done something that left people speechless was when at a local metal gig me and my mate cleared a pit before waltzing into the middle doing the "Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes" dance. Nobody interfered, everybody was just kind of staring.
my friends and I stole some road cones and use them to block the drive thru at taco bell. we fought back and forth through it with Kendo sticks. the whole crew came out and just stared at us.
I went on a skiing trip with my school to america, and on the second day there made a $20 bet with a friend that I could beat her down the mountain to the cafe (about 3 1/2 Km of slope below). She accepted and it was a pretty close race. on the final straight I was just behind, so I decided to brake much later then her and skid, on my side, into the outdoors bench area. suffice to say I stopped about a foot from a bench, only to realise the teachers were sat at it. They looked at me as I picked myself up off the floor,completly speechless before I broke the silence and said "morning".
There was an argument with my friend later about the fairness of it, and I graciously accepted a smaller prize of $10 if only to stop the bickering.
There was an argument with my friend later about the fairness of it, and I graciously accepted a smaller prize of $10 if only to stop the bickering.
aw, that's just mean.Ridonculous_Ninja said:
to be fair, i only thought it was funny because it is always happening. it's just the fact that they cant grasp the concept no matter how many times i explain it to them.
i don't go out of my way to do this just to take a shot at people. i have an oversensitivity to low temperatures, and in order to ensure i don't cool down to much if the weather changes, i need to wear 3 layers. moderate temperatures to most people (in England anyway) are far to cold for me - i tend to stop thinking clearly and my writing gets worse.
Oh, believe me, being the little asshole I was, I considered it, but my pew was far behind and my parents eager to restrain me.xXSMaC 123Xx said:it would have been more epic if you punched him then pissed on his faceMr.Squishy said: