Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?

[ExaltedK9]

-snip-

Waaait a minute......

..... I'm fileing a restraining order for you.

It's not ME staying away from YOU that you should be concerned about....

 

[aruseusx]

A bio class talking about biomass and how the trophic level goes up biomass decreases and how big animals have small biomass because of metabolic waste containing water. I asked if cumming was one of them and everyone was silent.

 

[Upturned Walrus]

A bio class talking about biomass and how the trophic level goes up biomass decreases and how big animals have small biomass because of metabolic waste containing water. I asked if cumming was one of them and everyone was silent.

Epic

 

[yeah_so_no]

*snip*

That was the best one up till now, truly! I love girls that can sing, especially those who know what to sing! Will you marry me?

Heh, depends--can you play piano or cello? I have such a weak spot cellists and pianists.

Eh.. Well I played the keyboard, for about 2 months. Does that count? Damn. Guess not.

Won't it be enough if I can spent hour upon hour listening to you with genuine love and adoration in my eyes?

...Ooh, now that does have it's appeal...

 

[HaircareForMen]

You not what gets everyone.. a good loud fart mmhmm

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

Haha, did those guys know what you did or did you leave them speculating over it? Either way, if that happened on any of the parties I've been too, it'd leave us mute. Then again, I'm 15, and the people I hang out with aren't super wild, like driving cars while smashing mailboxes with a golf club. But anyway, way to go!