"Every New Game From Now On Must ___________" (fill in the blank)

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The_Lost_King

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OhJohnNo said:
Every new game from now on must exist.

*glares at Half-life 3, Battlefront 3, and Homeworld 3*
Me and my friend just popped in battlefront 1 and 2 and were saying why can't call of duty be this good. I wish pandemic had made battlefront 3.
 

Andy Shandy

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The_Blue_Rider said:
Every new game from now on must star Frank West and his delicious puns
I could get behind that.

Every new game from now on must have Bacon to be able to redeemed and delivered to your door.

or to be more realistic

Every new game must release on the same day. Especially if it's available digitally.
 

Erttheking

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Must perma ban the consoles of all online players who fail to meet the code of etiquette. Preferably using a health bar system similar to the one on this website just in case someone slips up and does something by accident. A tough but sure way to do population control on trolls.
 

Yokillernick

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Every New Game From Now On Must Have an exciting, emotional and engaging story with meaningful and well developed characters"
Come on guys its not that hard check out Fahrenheit, Heavy Rain, Mass Effect stories if you want ideas for stories I for one am tired to be shooting at the same generic Nazi/Russian enemies over and over.
 

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Must contain a character called Obelointmentfongentiala who is instrumental to the game and its plot also every other character has to name reference them at least once every hundred words of their dialogue.

Or no DLC without a bloody good reason (so basically almost no DLC), whatever works.
 

Quantum Star

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Every game from now on must have at least 2 months minimum reserved for play-testing, bug fixes, and quality assurance.
 

Winthrop

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Every game from now on must have highly adjustable graphics ranging from the beautiful modern graphics to NES level so computer specs are not an issue to play the newest, most entertaining games.
 

ThePS1Fan

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Every new game from now on must be developed as a single game with no plans for a sequel or add on DLC.

You can still make those but you can't plan them until the game has launched.
 

SuperSuperSuperGuy

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Every new game from now on must be good.

It's so simple, yet it's so all-encompassing. At the same time, it's not limiting. Every game just needs to be good.

Captcha: one stop shop. Yeah, pretty much.
 

Shuguard

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mattttherman3 said:
Have full on sex scenes so I don't have to choose between gaming and masterbating. FULL ON and very GRAPHIC, NO CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!!! Let's just stop with the barely covered bodies and go full on.

captcha: Stand up guy, so very true :)
This... we are slowly getting there as future games keep pushing that to the point it's going to just be porn and gaming.

Edit: oh god i just refreshed and saw a giant pony below me.
 

Gmans uncle

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Every game from now on must be 20% cooler
ALL INDUSTRY PROBLEMS SOLVED
(sorry about forgetting to spoiler tag that, may bad)
 

Frostbyte

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Be on Mac if it's a PC game, so I can play games beyond Valve games, Serious Sam 3, Psychonauts and Minecraft.