Every State in the USA goes to war with each other, who wins (you can't say your home state)

[nico74]

Texas they have NASA AND drunk rednecks. What could be scarier than giving drunkards guns and have NASA point them at you saying, "LET'S GO RACING!!!"

 

[cavemano727]

Oh, did I mention that California has nukes? Ya... California has nukes, I vote California.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Knowing Massachusetts, we'd just erect a large wall to the north and west and force everyone down to Rhode Island. Poor Rhode Island, always bullied by the much bigger and more important states.

Overall, Texas would probably win.

 

[KissofKetchup]

I'd say Alaska easily. EVERYBODY has a rifle or shotgun up there out of necessity already. They know the crazy ass terrain, plus the rest of the 49 states probably wouldn't fare too well up in the frozen tundra (See Napoleon's Russian campaign)

 

[Aidinthel]

Washington DC probably has a shit ton of nuclear bunkers... and the desert states like Nevada probably have lots of nukes. Hmm.

Of course those almost certainly can't be fired without authorisation from Washington DC (the prez)... so Washington has the most protection and control of the nuclear weapons... oh they're so winning.

DC isn't a state, so the OP leaves its status kinda ambiguous. Maybe it's just sitting around waiting to see who wins.

Let's see, not my home state...New York, probably. Lots of people, a good port, and a large police force.

 

[Double A]

Nevada, they have a large number of the IBCMs. Plus they have plenty of underground bunkers to protect themselves from the rest of the missiles.

Canada, we get rid of the noisy protectionist neighbours to the south!

Because Canada is a US state.

 

[FlashHero]

Divided we fall mean anything lol...but to go along with it i would say Alaska...they have gold and they are far away form the mainland USA and with cold weather to drive back people from the south if they try to invade.

 

[Vryyk]

Wisconsin. Behind all that cheese and beer must lie something truly sinister, just waiting to destroy everything in its path.

We have so many goddamn guns you have no idea... Sweet Jesus we Wisconsinites would kill everything... We hunt bears for God's sake.

 

[Danzaivar]

Every state in the USA goes to war with each other. Who wins? China.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Louisiana
why?
Vodoo power

 

[MagicMouse]

Wisconsin. Behind all that cheese and beer must lie something truly sinister, just waiting to destroy everything in its path.

Well we do actually have a very high military population compared to other states.

But I vote Texas.

 

[Anomynous 167]

Veracruz.

Can invade anywhere in the Eastern states with access to the Gulf of Mexico (Veracruz is the third largest Mexican state by population). THE UNITED MEXICAN STATES SHALL WIN!

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If they all went to war with each other, then wouldn't it mean that they are no longer united?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Texas, obviously. Don't Mess with Texas. Also no "the only things in Texas are steers and queers."

Texas they have NASA AND drunk rednecks. What could be scarier than giving drunkards guns and have NASA point them at you saying, "LET'S GO RACING!!!"

Texas. Hands down. A lot of resources, high population, independent to begin with. Plus, you know, a lot of guns!

Don't mess with Texas, why? Because everything is bigger in Texas that's why. Even here in Maryland I know not to screw with Texas. Hell, I'd leave Maryland and fight for Texas is they switch the American diet to true BBQ. Also, if I stay in MD I know there will be Virginians kicking our ass as they storm in all directions.

Also, Pennsylvania wouldn't die immediately: they have The Amish.

 

[Ungenericteen]

Florida or North Carolina
Florida I live there+ most liberal weapon control laws ever
North Carolina Escapist is based there and we escapist must defend the motherland

 

[DraconianGamer]

Multiple states probably. Hawaii will control the Pacific Islands, California will control most of the West Coast, New York will take over New England and some of the other North-Eastern states, Virginia will take over most of the South and Texas will have the rest. It would probably be smarter for New York to ally with/absorb Connecticut instead of invading them, as NY doesn't have any naval bases and would end up running out of supplies quickly. Connecticut on the other hand has a bunch of submarines and fuck-all else.

 

[CManator]

Colorado, we'd get everybody too stoned to fight back ^_^

Edit: missed the part where I can't name my home state, oops! In that case, I dunno probably Rhode Island or something.

 

[Littlee300]

Every state in the USA goes to war with each other. Who wins? China.

That makes the opposite of sense since China would defiantly lose in that scenario even if he has all the land in the USA. Why? Their economy depended on the USA.

I say Texas because they just seem like they would take it seriously.

Multiple states probably. Hawaii will control the Pacific Islands, California will control most of the West Coast, New York will take over New England and some of the other North-Eastern states, Virginia will take over most of the South and Texas will have the rest. It would probably be smarter for New York to ally with/absorb Connecticut instead of invading them, as NY doesn't have any naval bases and would end up running out of supplies quickly. Connecticut on the other hand has a bunch of submarines and fuck-all else.

Put nukes in your equation and I would say that is pretty accurate.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Well i don't live in america so i'm probably gonna take some stereotype revenge for the sake of Canada!
Texas will win because it has chuck Norris and a free gun with every purchase of beer,