Every State in the USA goes to war with each other, who wins (you can't say your home state)

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captainwalrus

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California because when the nukes go flying...

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Tessa Master

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Pshaw... Y'all other states ain't got crap on Alabama! WOO! GO REDNECKS!

No I'm not serious. Maybe Alaska. Any vehicles would die up in cold weather. Also... if any troops haven't purchased cold weather flying, they couldn't summon their flying mounts.
 

j0frenzy

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You guys do realize that the states with nukes are not going to be able to launch them right? They still need the authorization codes I thought. And even then, that won't prevent them from restraining themselves from doing something stupid like country wide domination.
Most likely, you would see regional zones of influence. California and Hawaii would rule the West Coast. Alaska would probably be invaded by Russia and make a killing selling oil to the US. Virginia and Texas would divide the Southeast and Chesapeake Bay area. New York would probably diplomacy their way into leading a New England zone, most likely also containing Pennsylvania and Jersey. I cannot really say what would happen to the mid-West.
All that being said, my only consolation is that my state (Georgia) might be fought over by Virginia and Texas because of our military basses. Oh, and I love the idea of Virginia seizing the other half of Washington.
 

Danzaivar

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Littlee300 said:
Danzaivar said:
Every state in the USA goes to war with each other. Who wins? China.
That makes the opposite of sense since China would defiantly lose in that scenario even if he has all the land in the USA. Why? Their economy depended on the USA.
Well China could sell the US states weapons and supplies at very competitive rates, further tipping the economy in its favour. Then intervene to make sure that every state which purchased from it doesn't go bankrupt so they can pay back their loans. At that point they're the worlds superpower and can start the credit bubble inflating again.

It's basically what happened in WW2 except America = Europe (The allies anyway) and China = America. Kind of funny if that happened because then it would be the middle east selling to asia then europe selling to the middle east and we'd be back at the start of the 20th century again!

Sorry, kinda went off topic towards the end there.
 

TilMorrow

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I say none of the states win and that the British army comes over and conquers everyone during the civil war.

Could people also note that Canada is not part of the USA and is a separate country. Though it would possibly win as well. :)
 

yamitami

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Texas. We can legally secede from the Union unlike everybody else so that gives us a head start. Then there's the fact that we have oil, farmland, and livestock, so we won't be without resources. Also, we have NASA. And of course everyone else has already commented on how everyone in Texas owns a gun. Yes this is a slight exaggeration, but you know what? Find me another place where someone can pull out a hunting knife in the middle of Walmart and not cause a panic (he was opening something he just bought). The reason why there wasn't a panic is because if he did anything there would be ten people standing by with weapons who could then put him down.

This is why everyone you pass on a gravel road waves to you. You don't want to risk pissing off someone with a bigger gun.
 

Timeslament

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Colorado, with our large military and scientific communities, im sure we have some tricks up our sleeves!
 

Contun

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Kentucky.

What, you actually believed that Fort Knox is hiding gold? That's what they want you to believe. It's something much, much worse...
 

TheWwwizard

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California, Best economy if it were to become it's own nation. And the population is massive, not to mention that it's only bordered on the east and north. (By states at least.)
 

RAMBO22

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As much as I hate the American South (being from the northern US), I would have to say that Texas would inevitably win a mass civil war between each and every state in the US. They have huge military, industrial, demographic, and economic resources, no other state except California could compete.

Let me re-iterate that Texas is a backwards, anti-progressive, horrible place, though.
 

Mechalemmiwinks

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Ohio! It's teeming with people pissed off that they live in Ohio! And, like 1 out of 4 people you know were born in Ohio(!) and will eventually, inexplicably, feel the need to return there. Ohio(!) would rob the other states of their populations when the war began.
 

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voetballeeuw said:
Texas, obviously. Don't Mess with Texas. Also no "the only things in Texas are steers and queers."
Shame they cant get that drug and murder problem down.

Hm.... Cnat say PA (homestate) even though we would win.

Dont wanna say West Virginia (i'd be banned if i said why)...

um... I'd say Alaskans. cause the states would march up there and freeze to death, Like Napoleon and (Edit)Hitler did in russia.
 

Banana Phone

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Texas, for sure. They just have so many guns and people. California would probably be a close second though (felt obligated to mention home state)
 

MellowFellow

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Mr Godfrey said:
statistically speaking. Oregon. Sounds strange, but think about it.
What statistics are you using? I am curious because I am from Oregon and am interested in why you think we would win. Is it because Portland, Oregon has the most strip clubs per capita in the US?

OT: I think that California would win because they would eventually take over states at their borders and grow stronger. California would probably take over my home state of Oregon, I don't think we would put up much of a fight.
 

Jackpot524

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Interesting question... I'll say either Texas for it's abundance and willful use of firearms, California for it's population, or Hawaii, because while everyone on the mainland is blowing each other up they'll be chillin' on the beach.