Everyone is dead.

[Hallow'sEve]

fap

 

[Xanadu84]

Look for survivors till I die. Think about how awesome this would be if I could pick 2 people to be alive with me.

 

[Marcus Dubious]

How come only I survived?

I hope you're not calling me a human cockroach?

You....Had me as a friend. Usually if you are in contact with me you are resilient to most types damage. It's kinda odd.

Friends are handy not only in a roachy survival type of way.

Oh yeah,and also my enemies keep dying of cancer,aides and PFOSD (Piano Falling On Self Disease).

First rule of survival, never let go of the piano to have a ciggie.
I mean second rule, first rule, have roach DNA, you?ll even outlive Spiderman.

 

[Deathkingo]

play fallout 3

 

[badgersprite]

Since I don't enjoy the company of others, I'm sure I'd have a great laugh having the world to myself, up until I realise I have no survival skills, trip over a log and die face down in the dirt of starvation and face-melty radiation burns.

 

[BioHazardMan]

Do anything that includes skydiving.

 

[Rassan]

I would piss on national symbols and locations if I could and eat some caek with rodents.

 

[Gotham Soul]

Break things and steal shit.

And start a city, maybe.

Or die of radiation.

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

Well I would most likely find attractive womens dead bodies and rape them, that or survive.

 

[Slayer_2]

Collect weapons, ammo clothing. Build a safe-house with a stash or anything I can find that may be useful. Then look for survivors. Eventually I'd busy myself trying to restore old tech. Perhaps find a working recording device and leave a final message when I get older.

 

[AWC Viper]

Fap, then make up dirty limericks.

 

[101194]

1.Lotion
2.Jessica Alba's Corpse
3. Low standard of morals

Yeah, I'll be ocupied...

 

[PhiMed]

Reproduce by binary fission.

 

[Nexus424]

Start stealing and playing every game I ever wanted to. Then most likely start eating things. What I dunno but I'm sure it will be tasty.

 

[Icehearted]

...it's all gone... all of it.... gone. But what's this? A library?! Yeats! Shakespeare! What fortune! There's time now.... time enough at last!

 

[The Rockerfly]

Reproduce...
...
...
and yes I know I am the LAST human alive

 

[Nexus424]

Reproduce...
...
...
and yes I know I am the LAST human alive

Oh now that's just foul good sir.

[sub]Why didn't I think of that [/sub]

 

[badgersprite]

...it's all gone... all of it.... gone. But what's this? A library?! Yeats! Shakespeare! What fortune! There's time now.... time enough at last!

And then your glasses break!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Build a life-sized replica of the compound from Road Warrior.

And then I'd build another one.

Out of cheese.

Yahtzee would be proud...

Me.. I would find the nearest generator, load up on petrol, use whatever electrical service there was until the plant died, play my PC endlessly, and read during the day to conserve energy, repeat until I die, occasionally going out driving to fetch a few oil drums of petrol to feed my generator.