Everyone is dead.
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I'd be abducted by an alien race who'd make me immortal and put me in their zoo so they could know of the human race that once was.
Find out if necrophilia is really all its cracked up to be...Fniff said:
Ohh and maybe become a hermit, grow a beard, pretend that I'm cranky all the time, get a dog that does some weird trick and wait for a troupe of surprisingly hot, and politically correct scientists (and or military personnel) to ask me for help in finding a long forgotten facility that may hold the key for humanities survival.
How did I survive? I mean, if I survived by gaining all the powers of god, then that's probably going to affect my options.
probably break into the ferrari/ lambourghini dealership near my home, have some fun, then break into a five guys, eat, then start building myself a nice compound with all of the stuff i would ever want. also i would break into a couple banks just so i wouldnt have to hotwire gas pumps and the like
Edit: then i would start worrying about why the fuck im the last human on the planet, and start worrying about zombies
Edit: then i would start worrying about why the fuck im the last human on the planet, and start worrying about zombies
It'll pretty much be "I am Legend" for me.
Hell, people claim that i already look like Will Smith (despite being only 16, and not having much of a mustache) All i need is a dog, a apartment in NY, a gun, a the knowledge of a scientist, and i'll be all set!
Hell, people claim that i already look like Will Smith (despite being only 16, and not having much of a mustache) All i need is a dog, a apartment in NY, a gun, a the knowledge of a scientist, and i'll be all set!
Probably wander around the wasteland, drink some radioactive water on accident........and end up turning into an F-16 and ruling the world. The end.
In my imagination, where I'm a genius, I'd build robots and create a new robot society, then revive everyone. In real life, I'd accidentally stab myself while attempting to build a robot finger, after failing 20 times already.
Honestly?
Find the biggest guns I could, make sure some massive office building is empty, and then see how much damage each gun/weapon can do to a building.
Fun
Find the biggest guns I could, make sure some massive office building is empty, and then see how much damage each gun/weapon can do to a building.
Fun
Nuclear attack? That's not fun, it leaves everything in ruins... let's say a Neutron bomb attack, it kills biological things but leaves most buildings and such inscathed (well, what wasn't hit directly..)
In that case, I'll say fuck you clothes. I'll also walk around, marking my territory (my way). I might try necrophilia out of boredom early on (It's not rape if it doesn't say "no!"). Eventually find (If I survived, who is to say others didn't?) a number of girls and eventually lord over my own Amazon tribe, with me as their single alpha male and I'll be worshipped as a god (I mean, I'm the one with the big gun).
What... Civilization died earlier, right?
In that case, I'll say fuck you clothes. I'll also walk around, marking my territory (my way). I might try necrophilia out of boredom early on (It's not rape if it doesn't say "no!"). Eventually find (If I survived, who is to say others didn't?) a number of girls and eventually lord over my own Amazon tribe, with me as their single alpha male and I'll be worshipped as a god (I mean, I'm the one with the big gun).
What... Civilization died earlier, right?