Everything you experienced in your entire life was a lie.

[Sacman]

"Well this is an improvement..."
...<.<

 

[Ebulliant-Hater]

"WHEW~ Thank god. I don't have to do all that again, do I? 'Cause I'd much rather not. I hope I'm important. Is this the future since I last remember a past that never happened and therefore am not technically living in the present?" And then just keep rambling with the silly questions.

 

[Zhukov]

"Well, thank fuck for that. So, uh... tell me Doc, what's the world actually like?"

 

[Javelk]

Well after laughing for about a week straight. I think it would be time to figure out what the deal really is and how I got here.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Id wonder how long itll take me to relapse.

 

[FalloutJack]

"So, is this Ghost in the Shell or Twisted Metal Black?"

 

[Glaive_21842]

*gibberish* *gibberish* *gibberish*
"the hell is going on?"
*gibberish* *gibberish* *gibberish*
"Hello"
*gibberish* *gibberish* *gibberish*
"No speaky English?
*gibberish* *gibberish* *gibberish*
"fuuuuuuuuuuck"
*gibberish* *gibberish* *gibberish*
[since i hallucinated everything before this, we no longer speak the same language...]

 

[Toriver]

I'd check my totem.

This. After that, I would probably just accept my lot in life here. My life was likely bound to lead to this point sooner or later at this rate, and if it wasn't, it would just be better for everyone if it did anyway. So why not just sit back and enjoy good ol' inevitability?

 

[Gudrests]

HOLD THE PHONE!!! 12 years of school all for nothing???

*beats head against wall*

you said it

 

[My name is Fiction]

I always suspected...but little do they know that I have learned plenty in my psychological confinement...

"Yes and unfortunately for them alot of my knowledge deals with presser points and poisons, hay that rhymes!" ^-^

 

[IxionIndustries]

Well.. Tits.

I've been locked up in an insane asylum in my fake "life", and I'm locked up in one now.

Where the hell is M. Night Shamalammading-dong? He should be next to me going "WHAT A TWIST!".

 

[Jedoro]

I'd convince the wardens I was sane so I could be released, then I'd become a vigilante. The experiences may be a lie, but the dreams I had in that "life" are still in my head, and since I'd have lost everything, I'd be free to do anything.

 

[Infernai]

Hmm, a world without Twilight huh? Well then i must do the obvious...I must go make the Star wars films! THEN I'LL BE RICH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Although i'd work on making the prequels better.

 

[BakaSmurf]

What a coincidence, I was just thinking about something very similar to this not too long ago...

Anyways, unless the world I woke up in is somehow worse than the world I'm in now, I think I'd be pretty well off, mentally that is.

 

[Ipsen]

Hopefully, Id be able to realize that the sum of my life's events equating to a lie is a nice chunk of truth in itself. I think I could settle.

 

[MarmaladeDragon]

I would think wow my subconcious is pretty damn smart to have created its own world and well...everything else that has ever been created.

 

[Adventurer2626]

Steal the figments of my own imaginings' ideas of stealing my imagined corporations' products for profit in the "real world." Supposing that companies, currency and profit exist at all in the real world. I guess I wouldn't know until I woke up and relearned the rules of the universe and civilization. Depending on how close it was to ours I may not be able to function at all and be damned to be conscious of my insanity for the rest of my life. Bwaaahhhh! *mind-blown*

 

[smithy_2045]

Can I relapse back into the fantasy world? That's what I'd try to do.

 

[Hooded.Gamer]

I honestly feel more angry than sad, but I'd try to get out, get help, and make some real/new memories.