Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[Ren3004]

202) Let me just make a phone call... "Hey Julie? Julie Walters? Hi, this is Anthony, we were classmates in High School... Remember when you said I'd die a virgin? Well, IN YOUR FACE!"

 

[hopeneverdies]

202) Whoops, wrong hole.

 

[CounterAttack]

203) If I hadn't been drunk you would still be moaning.

 

[Ren3004]

204) IN YOUR FACE! No, really, it's in your face... all over your face...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

206) Okay, I took some notes, wanna hear them now?

 

[Ren3004]

207) What number are we really in now?

 

[Smagmuck_]

207) You got yer beer gogs on and I'm gettin' ass~
God, I'm awful.

 

[Ren3004]

208) Wait a minute, I'm checking what Wikipedia says I should do now.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

209) Well I never! You put the howdy-doodie in the fairy cave! I had it all wrong!

 

[Scde2]

210) It was great last night...Now go away.

 

[Smagmuck_]

210) Girl if you're from Orange County I'll, wait a minute, you're british! Oh well!
*Goes back to motor-boating*

 

[hopeneverdies]

211) Money well spent!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

212) Meh, was alright I guess...*Rolls over and sleeps*

 

[Smagmuck_]

213)

*Annoying cuddle*

 

[CounterAttack]

214) So... you're accusing me of rape... over the phone.

 

[Smagmuck_]

215) Maybe...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

216) Now, Do I get my pizza free or not?

[sub] @CA: That made me laugh. Hard.[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

216) Could you just not talk right now?

 

[CounterAttack]

217) Hang on, I want to get a photo for my collection.

[sub]@Vaudess: I'd like to thank Graham Stark and the Phailhaus for that one.[/sub]

 

[hopeneverdies]

218) Do you smell that?