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164) Did I tell you, I haven't taken those pills that stop me *POP!* BLARGHLE! *Eats person* *POP!* ...Sorry.

NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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165) Wanna help me mentally scar Smag for a while?
 

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167) Oh, that rash? That's carpet burn. ...No, I was alone.
 

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173) Soooo...you kiss you mother with that mouth? Hope she enjoys it like I did~

[sup]Now, I go kill myself. [/sup]
 

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178) *Whispers* So, I hear you liek recreating that scene from Aliens. Ya know, the chest burst scene...*Stabs through spine with a katana*
 

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179) >_>
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*Face rapes next poster*
Vaudess, the even creeper bit is that everthing you post sounds like something you would actually say... >_>
 

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181) So, are you drunk enough to not notice me licking your eyes?