Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

123)...You're my wife now.

 

[Sassafrass]

124) Do you have any mustard I could use?

[sup]...Welp. XD[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

125) Oh amazing, spectacular, the best ever!...You weren't too bad either.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

126) Look, if you didn't get me hocked up on Viagra this would have never have happened now would it!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

127) *Headbutts* C'mon...C'mon...again...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

128) Wow, never in the world did I ever think that a towel could have done the job better.

 

[Sassafrass]

129) Say, can I experiment with this gun next time?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

130) Alright, all good....MAKE ME A SANDVITCH *****!

 

[Sassafrass]

131) So...is there normally a lot of yelling 'C'mon, you bastard, get bigger!'?

 

[Eggsnham]

132) So... That sandwich isn't going to make itself.

 

[Sassafrass]

134)[footnote]The correct number[/footnote] Can I invite your mother next time?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

135) My God! You're like a Ken doll!

 

[Sassafrass]

136) Shall I get my 5+ Helm of Randiness?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

137) OH! YEAH! UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! Oh... wait... We're done?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

138) I know we said this was a one time thing...but I really think you should move in. So does Mr. Fluffles.

 

[Sassafrass]

139) [sup]In no way ripping off the last comment[/sup] I think I love you. Oh, lets see what Mr' Tiddles thinks. DIE, *****!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

140) Hey, hey, look! *Blows condom up into balloon*

 

[Sassafrass]

141) *Wearing a donkey suit* Ready for role play?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

142) *Laughs hysterically* Is that it?!