Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

Yer man o'er yonder · May 28, 2010

103) You can clean up...

VaudevillianVeteran · May 28, 2010

104) Why yes. I am sex panther.

Sassafrass · May 28, 2010

105) Why yes, I am a sex sloth.

VaudevillianVeteran · May 28, 2010

106) You had me at 'get in the wheelbarrow, you vixen'.

Sassafrass · May 28, 2010

107) Isn't this romantic? Blood everywhere~

Naheal · May 28, 2010

108) Eh... don't get what the big deal is.

VaudevillianVeteran · May 28, 2010

109) Uh-oh! Looks like someone needs another one of my 'special' martinis~ *Pours horse tranquilizers*

Sassafrass · May 28, 2010

110) Now...time for your special treat~ Get in the grave.

VaudevillianVeteran · May 28, 2010

111)...Auntie Doreen?

Sassafrass · May 28, 2010

112) Hang on, lemme put my teeth back in...

VaudevillianVeteran · May 28, 2010

113) Right...time to add up your bill.

Sassafrass · May 28, 2010

114) May I goose step around the room naked?

VaudevillianVeteran · May 28, 2010

115) Are those...prosthetics?

Red Magic · May 28, 2010

116)(In a low whisper)And now you know who killed you.

Sassafrass · May 28, 2010

117) And that is how you got new butt cheeks!

[sup]@PretzelKing: Welcome to The Escapist, nice to see ~~fresh blood~~ a new face.[/sup]

VaudevillianVeteran · May 28, 2010

118) Now that's over with, put on the collar and get off the damn bed!

[sub]@PretzelKing Welcome, indeed! Stay away from the basement![/sub]

Sassafrass · May 28, 2010

119) Please may I have my...man hood back?

thegamermn · May 28, 2010

120)Now wait here while I go make sure my Girlfriend isn't back yet.

VaudevillianVeteran · May 28, 2010

121)...Have you seen my pet gerbil?

Sassafrass · May 28, 2010

122) ...So. I didn't know you did the high fling.