Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[elementsoul]

21. Your sister is going to be pissed.

(Shapster has his listed as 14 which was out of order. I'm setting back to it's proper spot.)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

22. *Calls someone* Hey mom, guess who just got laaayyed!

 

[CounterAttack]

23) And that's what you get for touching that.

 

[Shapsters]

24. I didn't see your adams apple! (keep in mind this is after sex)

 

[Eggsnham]

21. Your sister is going to be pissed.

(Shapster has his listed as 14 which was out of order. I'm setting back to it's proper spot.)

Thank you, sir.

25. Hey, you awake?

 

[Shapsters]

27. Excellent, now please sign this contract.

 

[elementsoul]

29. You aren't going to shit right for a month.

 

[Shapsters]

30. All your farts will be silent from now on.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

31. Please note that the contents of your vagina may have shifted during coyness.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

32: I can't wait to tell my mom!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

34: "Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"...Dammit Connery! Why didn't I take your advise?

 

[PurpleSky]

36.That's what she said

 

[Sassafrass]

37. Look, you knew what was gonna happen when you got into bed with me. Don't make me choose between you or the wolf!

 

[DoctorWhat]

Now that that's over with, would you mind putting your feet in these stirrups?

 

[Limzz]

We need to talk.

 

[Sleekgiant]

So does this count as community service?

31. Please note that the contents of your vagina may have shifted during coitus.

Sorry coyness is not a sexual term