Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[rokkolpo]

41.''almost as good as my wife.''

 

[Eggsnham]

42. So. Should I just leave some money on the counter?

 

[Sassafrass]

43. That was like throwing a sausage down a polished hallway.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

So does this count as community service?

31. Please note that the contents of your vagina may have shifted during coitus.

Sorry coyness is not a sexual term

Not a thing to say after sex. Damnit, i keep thinking it's "Coyness" For some reason.

 

[Captain Pirate]

44) Well, wasn't I just great? Scratch that.
44) Hello Facebook!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

45) Internet Stardom HERE I COME!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

46. Well, now I have to kill you and burn the body to get rid of the evidence I hid in you. You understand, right?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

47. Don't tell mom.

 

[Hussmann54]

"By the way, you aren't nearly as hot as ______ (insert Actress name here, for me Ashley Green)"

 

[The Zango]

48: I better leave before your parents take you to school.

 

[Eggsnham]

51. Wow! 30 seconds! A new record!

 

[elementsoul]

52. I'm sorry...This has never happened before...You believe me right?

 

[The Zango]

53: Ok two sisters down, One to go.

Oooh oooh I got a better one!

54: Thats not how your mother used to do it

 

[Fury Is Me.]

55. ...We should have done some four-play.

 

[Captainguy42]

57. So if I theoretically had herpes, and the condom theoretically broke.. would you be mad?

 

[The Zango]

58: How much did I drink?

 

[socialmenace42]

59: *Hack... Cough*

Aw MAN, how did all these hairs end up in my throat?!?

 

[thegamermn]

60:That was way better than my doll.

 

[Smagmuck_]

60. Hole in one!