Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[Mookie_Magnus]

382) Is it supposed to burn like this?

 

[Ren3004]

383) I really think you should trim it down there.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

384) ...Are you sure that you're a man? 100% sure?

 

[Ren3004]

385) No, I thought I'd told you that... *removes strap-on*

 

[DigitalSushi]

385) thank God Herpes isn't contagious.

 

[Ren3004]

386) I'm glad AIDS isn't contagious either.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

387) Now sit!

 

[Ren3004]

388) Now, who's going to clean up this mess?

 

[hopeneverdies]

389) That isn't your husband sleeping next to you is it?

 

[Ren3004]

390) No, we're not married yet.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

391) HEY HONEY! WHO'S A LOSER NOW?! DID YOU HEAR ALL THAT?!

 

[Eggsnham]

392)Oh! There's that condom I said I wore!

 

[Ren3004]

393) This has really never happened before.

 

[hopeneverdies]

394) I forgot to pay. Does that mean I raped or shoplifted you?

 

[Ren3004]

395) Do we have any Hot Pockets?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

396) Bro! That was radical!

 

[Ren3004]

397) So, they did a good job in the surgery, right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

398) No! Not yet! Not until I finish this level!

 

[Ren3004]

399) Are we finished? Sorry, I dozed off for a bit.

 

[CounterAttack]

400) Oh, crap. I'm out of sleeping pills.