Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[Ren3004]

401) Oh, crap. I'm out of sleeping pills. Well, just talk for a while, that will put me to sleep.

 

[NeoAC]

401) OK, you're on in 5 minutes, Mr. President.

 

[superbatranger]

402) Don't tell Mom, ok?

 

[Ren3004]

403) I thought you'd be better.

 

[Claymorez]

404) Nearly as good as your sister.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

405) Can I have my hands back now?

 

[Ren3004]

406) NO! THEY'RE MINE! MINE!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

407) So how about so breakfast?...Great! Get in the pot...

 

[Ren3004]

408) Did I say I was on the pill? I meant "I had to pay the bill".

 

[Random Argument Man]

409) By the way, if it's a girl, I want her name to be Dalhia.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

410) ...Do you like taxidermy?

 

[Ren3004]

411) Do you want to see my squirrel army?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] I think that's a perfect thing to say after sex though, Ren. XD[/sub]

412) Y'know in my day, things were so much better, back in 1945 me and my sweetheart would...

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]I'll try it sometime.[/sub]

413) ... go out for a walk by the river. Then one day I pushed her.

 

[Sassafrass]

415) Remember, it isn't illegal if I yell surprise~

 

[Ren3004]

416) Don't fall asleep, I kill people sometimes.

 

[Sassafrass]

417) Hello, I'm Keanu Reeves~

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] *Screams* XD[/sub]

418) ...I think we used superglue instead of...

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]Charming~ XD[/sup]

419) You may sleep with me again if you riddle me this~

 

[Ren3004]

420) I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I work all day!