Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[superbatranger]

481) Maybe I should have told you earlier that you're fired.

 

[Ren3004]

482) Gotta go, I'm raiding with my guild tonight!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

483) Gotta go, just got a message from Ren3004 that we're doing a 15 man instance!

*PEOW* *dust cloud*

 

[Ren3004]

484) Did FFF leave? Good. Now get the handcuffs!

 

[Ren3004]

486) Do you want to play a game?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

487) SHAZAAAM!

 

[Ren3004]

487) Honey! Hey, I didn't expect you home so soon. Who is this naked woman, you ask? She's... an urologist...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

489) C'mon! Beg for it!

 

[Ren3004]

490) Honey! Hey, I didn't expect you home so soon. Who is this naked man, you ask? He's... an urologist.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

491) My name? Stabby McCrotchburn.

 

[hopeneverdies]

492) Why is there a pile of Hunk Rump magazines by your bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

493) ...SUCKER PUNCH!

 

[Ren3004]

494) I am Iron Man.
[sub]It may sound like a good idea, but unless you really are Iron Man, she'll just get disappointed.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

495) Guess what time it is? After-sex Karaoke time!

 

[Ren3004]

496) Do you want to help me studying surface anatomy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

497) I'll be sure to get an A in Biology now!

 

[Ren3004]

498) I'm gonna need my penis back, if you don't mind.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

499) You said we were going to Neverland!

 

[Ren3004]

500) Did you fake it?