Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

501) It's always secrets and lies with you!

 

[Ren3004]

502) Don't you... forget about me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

503) Oh do ya' really wanna hurt me~?

 

[Ren3004]

504) I will if you keep singing that stupid song!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

505) Wanna meet Mr. Hammer?~

 

[Ren3004]

506) I'm so calling my ex-girlfriend!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

507) Did you get that all on camera, Mike?!

 

[ultimateownage]

508) Just kidding, I'm not actually a man.

 

[Ren3004]

508) Isn't this going on my porn site?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

510) ...Put on the bunny suit.

 

[ultimateownage]

511) Thank god the doctor said he was positive when I asked if I didn't have H.I.V. Oh, wait...

 

[Ren3004]

512) Stop if you know this one. Two guys walk into a bar...

 

[ultimateownage]

513) I just lost the game.

 

[Ren3004]

514) *slap* GET OUT!

 

[ultimateownage]

515) Wait a second, this is the wrong house, silly me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

516) ...Is it in yet?

 

[Ren3004]

517) ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!???

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

518) I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! I SAID ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!

 

[Ren3004]

519) [HEADING=1]I'M ON A HIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAAAAY TO HEEEELL! HIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAY TO HEEEEEELL![/HEADING]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

520) Dude looks like a lady!~