Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

Kwaren · May 30, 2010

541) You're almost as good as my wife.

Scde2 · May 30, 2010

542) Too bad I couldn't take my skinny jeans off.

VaudevillianVeteran · May 30, 2010

543) Oh where'd the little guy go?~

Sassafrass · May 30, 2010

544) My God, Barbie, are you a real sex doctor or a sex doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?

hopeneverdies · May 30, 2010

545) FYI I am a spy.
*backstab

Fury Is Me. · May 30, 2010

546) Sorry, i gotta go home, mom's making dinner for me. Yay! Macaroni and cheese!

Sassafrass · May 30, 2010

547) Right, tell me the way to the local STD clinic, I may have caught something from you.

CounterAttack · May 30, 2010

548) Dismissed.

Ren3004 · May 30, 2010

549) Can I ask you a favour? I made this forum game on the Escapist, and...

Sassafrass · May 30, 2010

550) Can I ask you a favour? ...Can I bring the shark into play next time?

Ren3004 · May 30, 2010

551) I thought you'd never ask.

Sassafrass · May 30, 2010

552) Won't you jump the shark this time?

hopeneverdies · May 30, 2010

553) Won't you jump in the shark this time?

CounterAttack · May 30, 2010

554) Do it again, I wasn't looking.

Sassafrass · May 30, 2010

55) So, wanna try it in a graveyard next time?

hopeneverdies · May 30, 2010

556) We can do it corpse style again.

Sassafrass · May 30, 2010

557) I was wondering...would you still have slept with me if I told you your sister was in the cupboard?

Yer man o'er yonder · May 30, 2010

558) You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Sassafrass · May 31, 2010

5590 Hi, I'm Robert Pattison~

Vrex360 · May 31, 2010

5461

DIE HUMAN SCUM!!!!

People just get so offended when they hear that.