Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[Ren3004]

581) Will you marry me?

 

[Scde2]

582) The real thing is so much better!

 

[hopeneverdies]

583) I'll go back to doing it myself.

 

[Dr.Susse]

584) let us never speak of this round of gay chicken again.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

One my friend did, "sorry". I laughed so fucking hard after that story

 

[Hussmann54]

586) When it gets to be "that" time yell "MORTAL COMBAT!" and have her yell "FINISH HER!"

 

[CounterAttack]

587) I'm so gonna put this on my blog in a few minutes, in vivid detail... I wonder how many more hits I'll get.

 

[Sassafrass]

588)

[b]FATALITY!!![/b]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

589) *Insert your name here* Wins. Fatality.

 

[Sassafrass]

590) Mya-he, Mya-hoo, mya-haha, a numa numa numa numa nay~

 

[Dr.Susse]

591) Are you happy with your long distance provider?

 

[axle 19]

592) Did you enjoy your roofie colada?

 

[Scde2]

593) For an extra montly payment of $5.00, you can upgrade to our platinum package.

 

[Bluedemon322]

592 Where the hell am I?

 

[hopeneverdies]

593) I just shagged the world's fattest man!

 

[axle 19]

595) So when do you want to meet my kids?

 

[hopeneverdies]

598) I'm gonna put you up next to the stuffed bear I killed.

 

[squidbuddy99]

599) We must give praise to the Mother, human female, as you now are the bearer of my seed.

 

[Sassafrass]

600) Did I tell you I was a monster and you are now pregnant with my hatchlings that will eat their way out of your body through the eye balls? No? Must've been drunk then...

 

[Lavoscraft]

601) Oh by the way, now that we've had sex I will slowly begin to absorb you into my being.