Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[Scde2]

981) Damn, why is it so itchy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

982) So...how's Dad?

 

[axle 19]

983) So the Roofies should be out of your system by now.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

984) By the by, I have leprosy. Can I have my penis back now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

985) That was great...Hope you don't mind that my friend Gimpy Terry will join next round?

 

[axle 19]

986) So um shall we try door number two?

 

[Ren3004]

987) So, dinner at McDonald's and a movie? (A pirated version of Transformers 2, of course)

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

988) ...I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...Ffff...

 

[Scde2]

989) It puts the lotion on the skin.

 

[Ren3004]

990) That's NOT how you do it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

991) ...Hello, this is Chris Hansen...why don't you take a seat?

 

[Scde2]

992) Does it want to get the hose again?

 

[axle 19]

993) So you were much hotter last night. What happened?

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

994) I farted.

 

[DragonofDecay86]

995) Ive been with better

 

[Claymorez]

996) I don't know why they say wear a condom. How was putting it on my finger meant to help.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

997) Hm? Oh, I'm just carving your name into my arm. Won't be a minute~

 

[axle 19]

998) I think the pillow had more fun than I did.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

999)Glad that's nearly done.

 

[Ren3004]

1000) ONE THOUSAND BITCHES!!!