Everything You Wanted to Say After Sex, But Were Too Afraid to...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

1001) Spot me some cash and I'll put a ring on that finger...~

 

[axle 19]

1002) So what are your thoughts on a threesome?

 

[Ren3004]

1003) That was longer than I expected.

 

[squidbuddy99]

1004) Krak'thul ahgtra 'gtarkl Cthulhu Ryl'eh.

 

[Eggsnham]

1005) Nice and moist. This cookie, I mean. Your vagina was nice too.

[small] I can't believe we actually reached over one thousand... Damn.[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

1006) Are you always this annoying?
[sub]You have to change the name now. I suggest "Everything you always wanted to do after sex, but were too afraid to say."[/sub]

 

[axle 19]

1007) So ready to try it again outside?

 

[squidbuddy99]

1008) Is the burning normal?

 

[Ren3004]

1009) Who are you again?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

1010) So that's sex is it...

 

[axle 19]

1011) I give you a five out of ten.

 

[Scde2]

That was pretty painful.

 

[Ren3004]

1013) That wasn't painful enough.

 

[squidbuddy99]

1014) No, seriously, it feels like my junk is engulfed in flames.

 

[Scde2]

*Waves hand like a Jedi*
You want to have sex again.

 

[Ren3004]

1017) Hang on, I've got to post something on the Escapist.

 

[Scde2]

*Takes money*
Wait a minute, I am going to get a membership on the Escapist.

 

[Rainboq]

1019) Excuse me, but I have to be a groom shortly...

 

[Ren3004]

1020) BREATHE, DAMMIT!!!