Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Evil Smurf]

Le Snip

1. Well when you are at the bottle shop ask for honey whiskey, it tastes like honey. Delicious!
2. I have never thrown up (because of alcohol) or had a hangover
3. Stay away from coconut rum, and goon.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Le Snip

It sounds fun getting drunk with you, are you a lightweight?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Le Snip

It sounds fun getting drunk with you, are you a lightweight?

Not a lightweight, but I drink the strong stuff pretty fast which makes people think I am a lightweight. If I take my time and drink slowly, I hold myself up pretty well.

I've had to be carried back home only once and that was after a full night of partying (9PM to 6AM)

I also woke up in my bathtub with 5 pairs of boxer shorts on and my friends slept in the following positions:
2 on the sofa, 1 on top of the coffee table, 1 under the coffee table and 2 on the floor, the others had left before everyone woke up.

I also thought I was an assassin from the Dark Brotherhood apparently, I was jumping on furniture shouting "FOR THE BROTHERHOOD" (damn you, Skyrim) My friend told me to put on some pants and I just put on more boxers (I remember none of this, I was told this)

That was my 18th birthday party, what a night.

Well I sung the backstreet boys. I think I win that night was untold beers, 10 shots of vodka and 3 liters of boxed wine, also coconut rum :/

 

[Evil Smurf]

We should party one day...alas, that day is not soon to come...

Indeed friend, indeed we should
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zwmwhmz51qiws82o1_500.gif

 

[Evil Smurf]

We indeed must party! *begins planning* What must we do? Light fireworks in the street

Watch Pokemon: a shot when Ash let's a Pokemon go, Brock gets horny for a female and when Misty is flirting with Ash and he does not notice it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

We indeed must party! *begins planning* What must we do? Light fireworks in the street

Watch Pokemon: a shot when Ash let's a Pokemon go, Brock gets horny for a female and when Misty is flirting with Ash and he does not notice it.

Oh god, we'll be smashed by three episodes :O

Evil Smurf used revive

 

[Evil Smurf]

We could just play the games and point out the plot holes.

For example: In the Pokemon Universe: Free healthcare, lemonade costs 350yen (4 dollars)

Team Rocket/Plasma don't use guns.

 

[Evil Smurf]

We could just play the games and point out the plot holes.

For example: In the Pokemon Universe: Free healthcare, lemonade costs 350yen (4 dollars)

Team Rocket/Plasma don't use guns.

You can fly on a Pidgy...

Magicarp can't learn swim

 

[Evil Smurf]

We could just play the games and point out the plot holes.

For example: In the Pokemon Universe: Free healthcare, lemonade costs 350yen (4 dollars)

Team Rocket/Plasma don't use guns.

You can fly on a Pidgy...

Magicarp can't learn swim

I assume you mean surf.

OT: Gyrados can learn fly.

you can beat the whole game with one Pokemon, but in the anime Ash fails hard

 

[Evil Smurf]

In the anime, Lt Surge's Raichu uses a thunderbolt that wipes out the whole stadium, yet the trainers are completely fine and Pikachu avoided it by standing it's tail (Which makes no sense)

Pikachu routinely zaps Ash, yet no heart attack