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TizzytheTormentor said:
Team Rocket capture Pikachu in a lightning resistant capsule and Pikachu always (ALWAYS) use thunderbolt to no avail and Team Rocket always (ALWAYS) make a lame pun about lightning not working.
I love how lame Team Rocket are :p
 

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Evil Smurf said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
Team Rocket capture Pikachu in a lightning resistant capsule and Pikachu always (ALWAYS) use thunderbolt to no avail and Team Rocket always (ALWAYS) make a lame pun about lightning not working.
I love how lame Team Rocket are :p
Not to mention they only want Pikachu, despite there being much better Pokemon there to steal.
why not catch one in the Viridien Forrest?
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Team Rocket claim to be poor, but how do they get all those high tech gadgets, machines and how do they keep repairing their balloon? It's like TR is laughing at us...
Mouth does know Payday
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Team Rocket claim to be poor, but how do they get all those high tech gadgets, machines and how do they keep repairing their balloon? It's like TR is laughing at us...
Mouth does know Payday
Wat?

Ash won almost none of his badges in the first season fairly.
Brock: Cheated by using the sprinkler system.

Misty: Team Rocket interrupted the fight.

Surge: Waited for Raichu to use up all his energy (and standing on it's tail, writers really wrote themselves into a wall)

Erika: Never even fought, he saved her Gloom.

Sabrina: Ash was beaten senseless by her Kadabra but a Haunter he doesn't even own made her laugh so she gave him a badge (wat?)

Koga: Team Rocket interrupted but they did finish their fight.

Blaine: Ash saved Cinnebar from the volcano, so he was awarded the badge.

Giovanni: Never fought, fought Team Rocket instead.
Pay Day does damage, and scatters coins on the ground with a value equal to twice the user's level for each time it's used. These coins are picked up afterwards if the player wins the battle.

Also why is Ash the hero? He sounds like a douche right now. Gary Oak is a far better trainer.
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
If professor Oak is so knowledgeable about Pokemon, why are his Pokedexes empty and needs 10 year olds to fill it.
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-professoroak-isyourmothersingle.jpg
This image answers your question Tizzy, ever wondered why Blue/Ash's mum does not dare for him? Why Ash's mum seems a little too happy to send him away?
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Evil Smurf said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
If professor Oak is so knowledgeable about Pokemon, why are his Pokedexes empty and needs 10 year olds to fill it.
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-professoroak-isyourmothersingle.jpg
This image answers your question Tizzy, ever wondered why Blue/Ash's mum does not dare for him? Why Ash's mum seems a little too happy to send him away?
My god...it all makes sense now...he is not to be trusted! Would you trust someone who couldn't tell your gender?
This is my grandson, you have been rivals since birth. What is my grandsons name? I was too busy banging your mum to care.
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Evil Smurf said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
Evil Smurf said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
If professor Oak is so knowledgeable about Pokemon, why are his Pokedexes empty and needs 10 year olds to fill it.
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-professoroak-isyourmothersingle.jpg
This image answers your question Tizzy, ever wondered why Blue/Ash's mum does not dare for him? Why Ash's mum seems a little too happy to send him away?
My god...it all makes sense now...he is not to be trusted! Would you trust someone who couldn't tell your gender?
This is my grandson, you have been rivals since birth. What is my grandsons name? I was too busy banging your mum to care.
Hide you kids, hide yo wife and hide yo Pokemon cause he raping ere body in Pallet Town :O
he sends the husbands off to be dead or busy gym leaders and then takes the ladies to be his own. LEAVE MISTY ALONE, SHE IS MINE! Anyway Tizzy, I need to sleep, 12:40am in Melbourne :p
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Good night, don't let Oak get you under the covers...
I arise! I must be Batman :) Back to Pokemon: There was an episode where the people needed a bridge, Brocks Onix could not be the bridge because logic.
 

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Evil Smurf said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
Good night, don't let Oak get you under the covers...
I arise! I must be Batman :) Back to Pokemon: There was an episode where the people needed a bridge, Brocks Onix could not be the bridge because logic.
Then in the SS Anne episode, while they had to get across the flames, they actually DID use onix to cross it...
and who can forget that 2kids don't know what rice cakes are
 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
Evil Smurf said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
Evil Smurf said:
TizzytheTormentor said:
Good night, don't let Oak get you under the covers...
I arise! I must be Batman :) Back to Pokemon: There was an episode where the people needed a bridge, Brocks Onix could not be the bridge because logic.
Then in the SS Anne episode, while they had to get across the flames, they actually DID use onix to cross it...
and who can forget that 2kids don't know what rice cakes are
Because everyone loves a jelly filled doughnut!
only losers eat rice cakes