Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Evil Smurf]

I hear the shipping dates are all whack, be this true?

 

[Evil Smurf]

It was ready last year apparently but was not ready to ship. I don't know I just read things

 

[Evil Smurf]

What is the persona series like?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Everything you said I like the sound of, can I get it for DS?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I beat the elite 4 and became the champion!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'll check out prices on eBay

 

[Evil Smurf]

I've got a DSi which is region locked But I will look up gameplay

 

[Evil Smurf]

*looks up*

After Yahtzee

 

[Evil Smurf]

why not?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Yeah!

I was looking at Nirvana videos today, it was really sad Kurt Cobain was so young when he killed himself. Drugs man, they fuck you up.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I tried a cigarette, gagged and never smoked again, how the hell do people do it daily for decades!?

Apparently, I turn into a (hilariously bad) casanova when drunk, hitting on almost every girl I see with all the subtly of a piano being dropped off a cliff...and guess what...this has actually worked...

I remember at a party a girl was drunk as me and we were both hitting on each other, She had the biggest boobs ever, I know this because she invited me to touch them and told me it was an F cup. Did I end up in bed with her that night? No, she had forgotten she had a boyfriend :/

Yes, I will hit on anything with legs and a cute face when drunk, it works and the best bit is I cannot get hungover

As for the cigarette thing, people will make themselve smoke a packet of fags untill they are addicted. Idiots I know