Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Evil Smurf]

I tried a cigarette, gagged and never smoked again, how the hell do people do it daily for decades!?

Apparently, I turn into a (hilariously bad) casanova when drunk, hitting on almost every girl I see with all the subtly of a piano being dropped off a cliff...and guess what...this has actually worked...

I remember at a party a girl was drunk as me and we were both hitting on each other, She had the biggest boobs ever, I know this because she invited me to touch them and told me it was an F cup. Did I end up in bed with her that night? No, she had forgotten she had a boyfriend :/

Yes, I will hit on anything with legs and a cute face when drunk, it works and the best bit is I cannot get hungover

As for the cigarette thing, people will make themselve smoke a packet of fags untill they are addicted. Idiots I know

I never get hungover either, I get a queezy stomach (not sure if from drink or the fact I become a ravenous glutton when drunk) but never a headache.

I remember I was drunk at a nightclub with friends and after hitting on a bunch of ladies, one of em was up to sex and we had very disoriented drunk sex in her car...hey, I got a lift home after from one of her friends!

I don't recall ever hitting on girls with boyfriends (and if they did, sorry to them)

Alcohol is crazy like that, I love it, others hate it. You find music more enjoyable and colours make you laugh. To alcohol!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Try watching the baby channels on TV while drunk (or stoned, my friend says both work) and experience the most amazing stuff you have ever seen!

...or piss your pants watching Jerry Springer with other drunken friends at a house party!

I had to catch 290 Pokemon to trade for my Pokemon in Black and so I got drunk to find it a fun time. It was so amusing actually. Which is interesting for something which is just classic grinding.

 

[Evil Smurf]

that game looks interesting, have you ever played touhoo or bullet hell games?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am so glad I did not see the gif

 

[Evil Smurf]

Make a list of 1000 reasons why you love the escapist:
1. Evil Smurf
2. Evil Smurf
3. Evil Smurf
4. ect, ect, rah, rah

XD

No but do a list

Today I set up a network drive at home, so now we have 250gb of cloud on the network!

 

[Evil Smurf]

all you need is a powered drive and a router

 

[Evil Smurf]

You with your high post count, you ar'n't so tough

 

[Evil Smurf]

Clearly Evil Smurf is better the TizzyDon't be mean now!

[sub]Taking quotes out of context can be quite funny at times [/sub]

I see what you mean! XD

 

[bobmus]

It's been too long since I posted in this ol' chestnut.

 

[Evil Smurf]

It's been too long since I posted in this ol' chestnut.

who are you again?