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Barbas said:
Of course. Space Cop is a cop from the future of time. And space.
And Axe Cop is the best Cop in this universe and more...
 

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Barbas said:
Space Cop's job is fucking thankless.
Axe Cop's job is relatively more thankless... and not because his universe revolves around a 5 6 year old's mind...
 

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FPLOON said:
Axe Cop's job is relatively more thankless... and not because his universe revolves around a 5 6 year old's mind...
Can Axe Cop pass the time on a case with lots of boring stories about his adventures in space?
 

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Barbas said:
Can Axe Cop pass the time on a case with lots of boring stories about his adventures in space?
Yes even to the point that the bad guys who were listening to said stories would get poison by the food that Axe Cop served to them beforehand...
 

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FPLOON said:
Yes even to the point that the bad guys who were listening to said stories would get poison by the food that Axe Cop served to them beforehand...
Space Cop knows how to make the sun shine.
 

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FPLOON said:
Axe Cop is the Sun, which is why he shines the brightest...
Brighter than Space Cop's radioactive fecal matter after a meal of future hotdogs?
 

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Barbas said:
Brighter than Space Cop's radioactive fecal matter after a meal of future hotdogs?
So bright that both the fecal and urine waste are converted into more energy for Axe Cop's entire body...
 

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FPLOON said:
So bright that both the fecal and urine waste are converted into more energy for Axe Cop's entire body...
Space Cop can make criminals disappear with his mind, but prefers to use his ray gun.
 

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Barbas said:
Space Cop can make criminals disappear with his mind, but prefers to use his ray gun.
Axe Cop could do the same thing, but then he wouldn't be called Axe Cop if he [always] did that...
 

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FPLOON said:
Axe Cop could do the same thing, but then he wouldn't be called Axe Cop if he [always] did that...
I bet Axe Cop doesn't even have a hair product named after him.
 

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Barbas said:
I bet Axe Cop doesn't even have a hair product named after him.
He does has that, but the unabridged history book named after him is better because it's shaped like an Axe...
 

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FPLOON said:
He does has that, but the unabridged history book named after him is better because it's shaped like an Axe...
Space Cop's autobiography is full of space.
 

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Barbas said:
Space Cop's autobiography is full of space.
Because all that space is filled with Axe Cop's various Axe-based weapons...