Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[FPLOON]

Space Cop something better than what you just said.

And Axe Cop is better than that because he's Axe Cop...

 

[Barbas]

And Axe Cop is better than that because he's Axe Cop...

This Axe Cop person is trying very hard to be better than Space Cop. Space Cop's not really bothered with all that.

 

[FPLOON]

This Axe Cop person is trying very hard to be better than Space Cop. Space Cop's not really bothered with all that.

Don't blame Axe Cop for being Axe Cop... Now, Flute Cop on the other hand...

 

[Barbas]

Don't blame Axe Cop for being Axe Cop... Now, Flute Cop on the other hand...

"Flute Cop"? Come on, now you're just being ridiculous. I've heard of Tank Cop, Space Cop, Axe Cop, Jedi Cop and T51-B Cop, but I ain't never heard of no "Flute Cop".

 

[FPLOON]

"Flute Cop"? Come on, now you're just being ridiculous. I've heard of Tank Cop, Space Cop, Axe Cop, Jedi Cop and T51-B Cop, but I ain't never heard of no "Flute Cop".

That's because Flute Cop is the sidekick equivalent to an Axe Cop sidekick... And that's saying something...

 

[Barbas]

That's because Flute Cop is the sidekick equivalent to an Axe Cop sidekick... And that's saying something...

*Sigh*...Do they even have a space ship?

 

[FPLOON]

*Sigh*...Do they even have a space ship?

Well, Axe Cop has a pet cybernetic T-Rex named Wexter that has machine guns for hands, can breath fire, and can fly through time and space without any aerial support or having to transform into a dragon, even though he still can on command... and Flute Cop has a baby named Unibaby that has a magical unicorn on his head...

 

[Barbas]

Well, Axe Cop has a pet cybernetic T-Rex named Wexter that has machine guns for hands, can breath fire, and can fly through time and space without any aerial support or having to transform into a dragon, even though he still can on command... and Flute Cop has a baby named Unibaby that has a magical unicorn on his head...

All Space Cop has is his badge, his laser rifle, his flying car and his prejudice. So he's like a cool underdog.

 

[FPLOON]

All Space Cop has is his badge, his laser rifle, his flying car and his prejudice. So he's like a cool underdog.

"His prejudice?" That seems to be the only thing that both Axe Cop and Space Cop have in common... kinda...

 

[Barbas]

"His prejudice?" That seems to be the only thing that both Axe Cop and Space Cop have in common... kinda...

Space Cop is more prejudiced than Archie Bunker in a waiting room full of Chinese doctors.

 

[FPLOON]

Space Cop is more prejudiced than Archie Bunker in a waiting room full of Chinese doctors.

Axe Cop is [unintentionally] more prejudice than a KKK member on holiday...

 

[Barbas]

Axe Cop is [unintentionally] more prejudice than a KKK member on holiday...

Remember that Dave Chappelle sketch with the black, blind white supremacist? Space Cop's basically that, only he's white, not blind and means everything he says.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I return!

 

[FPLOON]

Remember that Dave Chappelle sketch with the black, blind white supremacist? Space Cop's basically that, only he's white, not blind and means everything he says.

Sounds like someone Axe Cop would head-chop, now that I think about it...

I return!

Your return needs more glitter...

 

[Barbas]

I return!

Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about Space Cop?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I return!

Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about Space Cop?

It's against my religion to watch police related things.

 

[Barbas]

It's against my religion to watch police related things.

...And if I lied and told you it was about cake manufacturing?

 

[FPLOON]

 

[Barbas]

Will you give it back to him later, or just keep it for nefarious porpoises?

 

[FPLOON]

Good news: Hypnosis can work on anyone!
Bad news: It's not a one day quick-fix thing!